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MaggieMayPie
@maggiemaypie.bsky.social
Introvert. Curly hair. Tattoos. Open minded liberal. Greedy for stories and cheese.
Yesterday I saw a clip of him talking and said aloud, to myself, "that's funny he's using an American accent; he must be mid-filming something and doesn't want to lose it."🤦🏻‍♀️
December 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Wait, he isn't English?! Why did I think he was? I would've testified in court he was English
December 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
There are the robo calls that's just empty silence and you know no one is there, but the uptick of calls that you can hear the sounds of the call center behind them and they just sit there not saying anything is so weird
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
One microtrope I love is when everyone says the fmc is plain and the mmc is all wtf are you talking about, she's beautiful. Or everyone says the mmc is boring and the fmc is all wtf, he's so sexy and interesting. You can find these in various Amanda Quick books
November 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Also that one company that I accidentally clicked on their ad once is still sending my targeted ads on all platforms
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
The snowman was excellent. I think my favorite though was the chair.
November 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Might I also suggest turning off Moulin Rouge just before Nicole Kidman collapses? Then you go out on a sweeping love song
November 9, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Mr Cellophane! There's just a single moment in the movie where John C Reilly was singing this that was exquisitely heartbreaking and it made me sit up and say okay, I see you John
October 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Isn't that the traditional English name that's actually pronounced Dewy?
October 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The only ones that I can think of are older, so if she's good with that...

Jane Whitefield series written by Thomas Perry

Charlaine Harris, the author of the True Blood series has a couple series that aren't supernatural - Lily Bard and Aurora Teagarden
October 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
A few years ago I was going through some food sensitivity issues and was doing a big elimination diet. I discovered you could make rice krispie treats with coconut oil instead of butter. At first I missed the butter but they ended up being a favorite treat.
October 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I was literally thinking this same thing the other day! But now I'm afraid by addressing it we're going to summon him back
October 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
1. Someone just proposed to me on the jumbotron

2. I'm a patient at a rest home and think I'm functioning perfectly fine but everyone treats me like I have dementia

3. Rats
October 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Leave things as you find them! If the door was shut then shut it behind you. If you borrow my stapler when I'm away from my desk put it back where it was. How are these not just basic things everyone knows?!
October 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
It's so empty!
October 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Something that grates on me with the reboot is how every episode plays on someone's personal experience - the white cop's unacknowledged racial bias, the assistant DA's unresolved feelings of his father's hopeless medical condition. Just let them solve and prosecute crimes!
October 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I still think there should be an even darker Willy Wonka solely for the creepy version of Sex and Candy to play in the trailer
October 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM