Maggie Horan
@maggiehoran.bsky.social
My dog is cute and my pottery is mediocre
Forever safe from pottery theft.
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Forever safe from pottery theft.
November 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
When I wake up with one arm freezing outside my blankets, my half-asleep brain wonders if my whole life is a hallucination and I’m actually in the process of dying on Everest.
October 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
When I wake up with one arm freezing outside my blankets, my half-asleep brain wonders if my whole life is a hallucination and I’m actually in the process of dying on Everest.
I’ll never be famous, but the owner of my local boba tea shop will see me enter a room full of customers and immediately grab the drink she knows I ordered for pickup, and that’s all the fame I need.
September 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I’ll never be famous, but the owner of my local boba tea shop will see me enter a room full of customers and immediately grab the drink she knows I ordered for pickup, and that’s all the fame I need.
Reviews: I promise I don’t hate cozy games, but Tales of the Shire is boring and there’s nothing to do!
Me: Time to start my Hobbit day by waving at every farm animal, just cause I can…
Me: Time to start my Hobbit day by waving at every farm animal, just cause I can…
August 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Reviews: I promise I don’t hate cozy games, but Tales of the Shire is boring and there’s nothing to do!
Me: Time to start my Hobbit day by waving at every farm animal, just cause I can…
Me: Time to start my Hobbit day by waving at every farm animal, just cause I can…
Lady heard me arriving to pick her up from daycare. I think she was ready to come home…
#dog #dogsofbluesky
#dog #dogsofbluesky
July 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Lady heard me arriving to pick her up from daycare. I think she was ready to come home…
#dog #dogsofbluesky
#dog #dogsofbluesky
I am delighted every time I remember that hobby horsing is a thing. I salute you, horse girls that didn’t grow up with horse money.
June 24, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I am delighted every time I remember that hobby horsing is a thing. I salute you, horse girls that didn’t grow up with horse money.
I’m convinced that wedge salads were invented just to prove that rich people will pay for anything. Now we all suffer from that travesty taking up a perfectly good salad slot on menus.
June 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I’m convinced that wedge salads were invented just to prove that rich people will pay for anything. Now we all suffer from that travesty taking up a perfectly good salad slot on menus.
Happy 3rd birthday to my sweet Lady.
She went from a rambunctious puppy my friends called “the terrorist” to the most amazing, friendly, intelligent, well-behaved dog I could ever ask for. ❤️
#dogs #dogsofbluesky
She went from a rambunctious puppy my friends called “the terrorist” to the most amazing, friendly, intelligent, well-behaved dog I could ever ask for. ❤️
#dogs #dogsofbluesky
May 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Happy 3rd birthday to my sweet Lady.
She went from a rambunctious puppy my friends called “the terrorist” to the most amazing, friendly, intelligent, well-behaved dog I could ever ask for. ❤️
#dogs #dogsofbluesky
She went from a rambunctious puppy my friends called “the terrorist” to the most amazing, friendly, intelligent, well-behaved dog I could ever ask for. ❤️
#dogs #dogsofbluesky
The #UnitedKingdom getting zero points is my favorite #Eurovision tradition.
May 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The #UnitedKingdom getting zero points is my favorite #Eurovision tradition.
If you ever wanted to know how the US electoral college feels, it’s kinda like the #Eurovision jury vote.
May 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
If you ever wanted to know how the US electoral college feels, it’s kinda like the #Eurovision jury vote.
A mouse gave the UK 12 points, I think I’m having a fever dream. #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
A mouse gave the UK 12 points, I think I’m having a fever dream. #Eurovision
My favorite 2025 #Eurovision performances:
🇬🇷 Greece
🇨🇭 Switzerland
🇦🇱 Albania
🇦🇹 Austria
🇮🇸 Iceland
🇱🇻 Latvia
🇺🇦 Ukraine
My favorites never win though so… condolences to the above countries. 🤷🏻♀️
🇬🇷 Greece
🇨🇭 Switzerland
🇦🇱 Albania
🇦🇹 Austria
🇮🇸 Iceland
🇱🇻 Latvia
🇺🇦 Ukraine
My favorites never win though so… condolences to the above countries. 🤷🏻♀️
May 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My favorite 2025 #Eurovision performances:
🇬🇷 Greece
🇨🇭 Switzerland
🇦🇱 Albania
🇦🇹 Austria
🇮🇸 Iceland
🇱🇻 Latvia
🇺🇦 Ukraine
My favorites never win though so… condolences to the above countries. 🤷🏻♀️
🇬🇷 Greece
🇨🇭 Switzerland
🇦🇱 Albania
🇦🇹 Austria
🇮🇸 Iceland
🇱🇻 Latvia
🇺🇦 Ukraine
My favorites never win though so… condolences to the above countries. 🤷🏻♀️
I have a very specific gag reflex that only appears when a dude starts playing an acoustic guitar and singing. #Portugal #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I have a very specific gag reflex that only appears when a dude starts playing an acoustic guitar and singing. #Portugal #Eurovision
#Malta is giving me everything I wanted for this song. Is it a winner? No. Is it serving exactly as intended? Absolutely. #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
#Malta is giving me everything I wanted for this song. Is it a winner? No. Is it serving exactly as intended? Absolutely. #Eurovision
I don’t understand the words, but #Switzerland would be playing in the background while I fall in love, then I’d listen to it on repeat in my car while ugly crying after the breakup. #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I don’t understand the words, but #Switzerland would be playing in the background while I fall in love, then I’d listen to it on repeat in my car while ugly crying after the breakup. #Eurovision
I love #Greece. Minimal choreography to focus on vocals, but fantastic use of the lighting and screens. Love love love. #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I love #Greece. Minimal choreography to focus on vocals, but fantastic use of the lighting and screens. Love love love. #Eurovision
Once again, lackluster staging lets down a great song. #Finland, you couldn’t find Käärijä’s Cha Cha dancers?! #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Once again, lackluster staging lets down a great song. #Finland, you couldn’t find Käärijä’s Cha Cha dancers?! #Eurovision
Great song, but I wish it had been a ballad throughout. Claude can uniquely make me feel emotional. #Netherlands #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Great song, but I wish it had been a ballad throughout. Claude can uniquely make me feel emotional. #Netherlands #Eurovision