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Maggie Ednie
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The internet is weird.
January 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM
From my actual Instagram inbox. The only possible response when you grew up with the creators of Loose Change (and one of them definitely was rat tail kid). #NeverForget
January 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I am I Had AOL Instant Messenger Away Messages That Didn't Age Well years old. #Xennial #Millennial #AOL
January 7, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Trump on who is going to run Venezuela:

"It's going to be run... By people..."

About as helpful as the stoners trying to help Amanda Beckett find Preston Meyers.
January 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Trump is falling asleep while standing up, now. The slow nod followed by random movement is 100% me on the Ashland bus after work. #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
January 3, 2026 at 5:10 PM
It's a Ben Folds Five inside of a Ben Folds Five. Tastes just like a Ben Folds Five. #SpotifyWrapped
My Top Album of 2025
Spotify
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December 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Just talked to my neighbor for 5min while shoveling snow. In that time I managed to tell him I went to a racist high school and that both of my parents are dead. #ADHD
November 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Reposted by Maggie Ednie
Reminder that my Patreon, where I'm writing about conspiracy theories and Eaton Fire rebuilding, is 25% off for an entire year's subscription from now until Sunday night.

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Documenting the Eaton Fire and its aftermath
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November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I should be getting my busy day started but instead I'm on the couch with the TV on while watching videos on my phone of babies I don't have any relationship to. #ADHD
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Does nobody care that Morgan Matthews and Judy Winslow just disappeared? Real parents would not be silent if their least plot-driving child just never came downstairs ever again. Monsters. #TGIF #FamilyMatters #BoyMeetsWorld #90s
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Immediately after taking a sip of coffee, I decided to start singing "Salve Regina" a la the Whoopi Goldberg classic romp, "Sister Act," thus causing me to dribble coffee down my chin. #ADHD
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Things I've said out loud, alone, today:

I am the pirate who doesn't touch ANYTHING. (Drop Dead Fred)

But I HAVE a beard. (MTVs The State)

Fool me... The fool can't get fooled again. (GW Bush)

Play how they wanna play. Addams too legit. (Addams Groove-MC Hammer)
#ADHD
November 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Me, out loud, alone in the living room:

*Opening random phone apps*
"What was I going to look at? My email?... I don't even think that's what it was."
*Doesn't open email and starts to post here* #ADHD
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
So I accidentally ate some of my cat's Temptations Puree treats and it's a long story but it has to do with having the treat in one hand and an ice cream spoon in the other and, anyway, #ADHD.
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I just told my husband that, "The internet is where feelings come from," and I don't think I'm completely wrong about that.
November 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Just stared at my to-do list, wondering why I need to "Watch buttery stuff"... Is this about dieting? Am I going to the movies?

... It's "Watch battery stuff." My watch battery life needs some trouble-shooting. I wrote my to-do list a just couple of hours ago. #ADHD
October 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
October 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
T-shirt and sticker haul from teepublic.com ! Love this store. Support artists! Also, Haggis wanted the spotlight.
October 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I personally don't know the context. Commenters are saying CPD were trying to separate anti-ICE protesters and ICE (which is a normal thing to do, imo) and were tear gassed by ICE indiscriminately tossing it around.

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From the PublicFreakout community on Reddit: "They don't give a fuck about you"
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October 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Do all fascists have to do this with their mouths when they speak?
October 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Federal agents shoot woman they say 'boxed in' authorities on Chicago's South Side - WBEZ Chicago share.google/MFaW5peuq6nR...
Federal agents shoot woman they say 'boxed in' authorities on Chicago's South Side
Authorities were on patrol when they were "rammed by 10 cars," according to a statement from the Department of Homeland Security. One of the drivers "was armed with a semi-automatic weapon," prompting...
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October 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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ICYMI: I wrote about how when a QAnon acolyte killed his wife and shot his daughter, one of my serial trolls claimed that he was also a victim and that it was my fault.

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My Troll Collection #5: The One Where I Helped Murder Someone | Mike Rothschild
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October 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I keep trying to figure out what excuse ICE can come up with to defend tear gassing a neighborhood intersection. Even a lame one. I can't even see a lame one.

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October 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
“People were afraid, and they didn’t know who they were being chased by, because the agents didn’t identify themselves,” West said. “So they ran into the field, and were chased there.”

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October 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"No more dudes in dresses." -Pete Hegseth.

Klinger's plan would finally work.
September 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM