“I’m tired of you Emily! I’ve curled my hair, Fido’s been brushed, but what do you paint? A daub of that old tree opposite! Next time I want my likeness in oils l I’m calling Jackson Pollock!”
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Thank you Ma’am - I was half expecting that, and am so glad to be reassured that in an ever changing world #GirlsOwnCC continues to maintain standards.

“Right Mellors! Perhaps that will remind you to tug your forelock next time you greet my wife!”
“Well Lord Chatterly” commented Old Joe “to be fair I’m not sure it’s his forelock he’s been thinkin’ about tugging’…”
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“Of course you’ve no water from this ‘ere Milady - this is just one o’they stupid wishing wells built for tourists. Ma’am, I be standing wi’ me feet on the ground!”
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“With all due respect Lord Fauntleroy sir, the fact you don’t like the Earl’s smelly old pug was no reason to drop him in here, and I think your lady mother will agree”
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Goodness, thank you - I never expected that. After all, I hadn’t even got around to Rich Tea…
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That, thought Herbert, was a complete waste of time.
The hours he’d spent learning French sonnets for guaranteed pushovers; and this wretched girl looks totally bewildered and says her parents made her study German instead
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“Oh Mr Sainsbury” twittered a flustered Mavis “such a difficult question… how can anyone decide? I mean… custard creams or Garibaldis…”
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Un-noticed by the chattering throng, Esther and Esme continued their synchronised movements drill. Much more enjoyable than that wet, uncomfortable, immodest synchronised swimming…
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Perfect!

True, but sometimes that’s an unusual (but glorious) view

Panic not… your readership will wait (though perhaps we’ll pass on the holding our breath bit)

Now you have surpassed yourself! I’m still giggling…

Well I had to work up to the 5th position before I resorted to heading for the bar(re)