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maggie goldstripe
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if this is big ten country then where's the busch lite


historian | Chicago | they/she
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wdym carson wentz is starting for the vikings this week
Larry David looking forlorn in a zoom window
September 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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peter has made his way into my apartment
A TV screen with a Cane's ad featuring Kirk and Peter Herbstreit
September 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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DAVE PORTNOY THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA BE ON THE DESK EVERYBODY POINT AND LAUGH
Quote describing Dave Portnoy's exclusion from Fox's Big Noon Kickoff crew
August 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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I'll see you guys tomorrow morning :)
frame from the muppets Christmas carol edited to read "after all there's only one more sleep til college football"
August 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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I see Leo already has the grounds crew installing Chicago decor
photo of a six pointed star on the floor of St Peters basilica
June 6, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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tried to google what school hawk tuah is a fan of
screenshot of a Google search for "Hailey Welch sec," showing results related to the securities exchange commission
March 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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three dumpsters in a parking lot
March 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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screenshot of a Tumblr text post that reads: fuck that is my circus. are those? yep. those are my monkeys. goddammit
January 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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a venn diagram of two circles, just barely touching. left circle says vikings fans, right side says people that have nice things edited king of the hill meme where all characters are wearing Minnesota Vikings gear. Bobby asks, is it okay that I feel like I don't want to live anymore? Hank answers, yes, Bobby, that's normal
January 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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RuPaul ripping a bong
January 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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a meme template of Kansas State football players hosting a bowl trophy. The people are labeled "Me" and "Homefield," and the trophy is labeled "this shirt"
January 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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how dare arif mention oars when he knows I'm in a delicate mental space
Quote from Arif Hasan: "The Vikings, and Sam Darnold, may have lost some of the wind behind their sails. That's alright; that's what the oars are for."
January 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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watching nick saban complain about strength of schedule right now
an image of Lewis Prothero in the movie V for Vendetta
December 8, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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ms paint meme of a depressed individual in their depression nest
November 20, 2024 at 3:17 AM
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importing mine for posterity
Screenshot of three tweets in a thread. First tweet from O.J. Simpson reads "Got my 2nd shot. Go get yours. Second tweet reads "A literal murderer got his vaccine before my elderly grandmother. What a world." Last tweet reads "Did your grandma rush for 2,000 yards in a single season?"
November 17, 2024 at 1:57 PM