Magestain
@magestain.bsky.social
Denver Gaymer, Tank, Healer, obtuse Zombie-Killer, rubber goose, Dungeon Master, and Wizard
Got to mace a guy today. He got mad and tried to hit me because I told some old cow to settle her ass down after she started taking off her pants on the bus.
I hope the mace was worth the crack-pussy.
Fuck being the quiet, passive, socially acceptable, white queer.
I hope the mace was worth the crack-pussy.
Fuck being the quiet, passive, socially acceptable, white queer.
January 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Got to mace a guy today. He got mad and tried to hit me because I told some old cow to settle her ass down after she started taking off her pants on the bus.
I hope the mace was worth the crack-pussy.
Fuck being the quiet, passive, socially acceptable, white queer.
I hope the mace was worth the crack-pussy.
Fuck being the quiet, passive, socially acceptable, white queer.
"Uncut" gives the sense that all people should have their genitals cut.
Gross, but it's true.
I only like cut women.
Doesn't that sound insane?
#intactivist
Gross, but it's true.
I only like cut women.
Doesn't that sound insane?
#intactivist
January 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
"Uncut" gives the sense that all people should have their genitals cut.
Gross, but it's true.
I only like cut women.
Doesn't that sound insane?
#intactivist
Gross, but it's true.
I only like cut women.
Doesn't that sound insane?
#intactivist
Got startled by my washing machine after posting this. I guess I'll stay off my phone for a bit!
Dragons.
Wizards.
Tasteful male nudity.
Clockwork art.
Cozycore.
Wizardcore.
Bosa Nova.
Is my algorithm working yet?
Wizards.
Tasteful male nudity.
Clockwork art.
Cozycore.
Wizardcore.
Bosa Nova.
Is my algorithm working yet?
January 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Got startled by my washing machine after posting this. I guess I'll stay off my phone for a bit!
Dragons.
Wizards.
Tasteful male nudity.
Clockwork art.
Cozycore.
Wizardcore.
Bosa Nova.
Is my algorithm working yet?
Wizards.
Tasteful male nudity.
Clockwork art.
Cozycore.
Wizardcore.
Bosa Nova.
Is my algorithm working yet?
January 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Dragons.
Wizards.
Tasteful male nudity.
Clockwork art.
Cozycore.
Wizardcore.
Bosa Nova.
Is my algorithm working yet?
Wizards.
Tasteful male nudity.
Clockwork art.
Cozycore.
Wizardcore.
Bosa Nova.
Is my algorithm working yet?
Trying to talk to Gen Z in World of Warcraft is impossible. Why the hell do they say "pre" for "pretty?"
"Pre" means "precum!"
"Pre" means "precum!"
January 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Trying to talk to Gen Z in World of Warcraft is impossible. Why the hell do they say "pre" for "pretty?"
"Pre" means "precum!"
"Pre" means "precum!"
#Homebrew:
Synchronized Initiative
When two players roll the same initiative, the following happens:
The players decide who goes before the other, instead of the character with higher dex.
Both characters gain an extra 10' of movement for their first turn and an extra action or bonus action.
Synchronized Initiative
When two players roll the same initiative, the following happens:
The players decide who goes before the other, instead of the character with higher dex.
Both characters gain an extra 10' of movement for their first turn and an extra action or bonus action.
January 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
#Homebrew:
Synchronized Initiative
When two players roll the same initiative, the following happens:
The players decide who goes before the other, instead of the character with higher dex.
Both characters gain an extra 10' of movement for their first turn and an extra action or bonus action.
Synchronized Initiative
When two players roll the same initiative, the following happens:
The players decide who goes before the other, instead of the character with higher dex.
Both characters gain an extra 10' of movement for their first turn and an extra action or bonus action.
All implementations of the "reasonable adventurer's minimum" rule should not provide a player or character any sort of advantage. Rather, it is a tool for a skilled DM to mention and use throughout their games when teaching new players during gameplay.
#homebrew
#dungeonsanddragons
#dungeonmaster
#homebrew
#dungeonsanddragons
#dungeonmaster
It should always be implemented when a character does something that could result in suicide or putting the entire party in danger. It is also implemented best for "undoing a turn" when a character intended to heal a player but may have accidentally wasted the action economy to do so.
My favorite homebrew D&D rule for DMs:
Reasonable Adventurer's Minimum:
When a player is struggling to understand or know something that their character would know, the DM is to provide that information. This can range from acknowledging items in your player's inventory to "demons are evil."
Reasonable Adventurer's Minimum:
When a player is struggling to understand or know something that their character would know, the DM is to provide that information. This can range from acknowledging items in your player's inventory to "demons are evil."
January 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
All implementations of the "reasonable adventurer's minimum" rule should not provide a player or character any sort of advantage. Rather, it is a tool for a skilled DM to mention and use throughout their games when teaching new players during gameplay.
#homebrew
#dungeonsanddragons
#dungeonmaster
#homebrew
#dungeonsanddragons
#dungeonmaster
It should always be implemented when a character does something that could result in suicide or putting the entire party in danger. It is also implemented best for "undoing a turn" when a character intended to heal a player but may have accidentally wasted the action economy to do so.
My favorite homebrew D&D rule for DMs:
Reasonable Adventurer's Minimum:
When a player is struggling to understand or know something that their character would know, the DM is to provide that information. This can range from acknowledging items in your player's inventory to "demons are evil."
Reasonable Adventurer's Minimum:
When a player is struggling to understand or know something that their character would know, the DM is to provide that information. This can range from acknowledging items in your player's inventory to "demons are evil."
January 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
It should always be implemented when a character does something that could result in suicide or putting the entire party in danger. It is also implemented best for "undoing a turn" when a character intended to heal a player but may have accidentally wasted the action economy to do so.
My favorite homebrew D&D rule for DMs:
Reasonable Adventurer's Minimum:
When a player is struggling to understand or know something that their character would know, the DM is to provide that information. This can range from acknowledging items in your player's inventory to "demons are evil."
Reasonable Adventurer's Minimum:
When a player is struggling to understand or know something that their character would know, the DM is to provide that information. This can range from acknowledging items in your player's inventory to "demons are evil."
January 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My favorite homebrew D&D rule for DMs:
Reasonable Adventurer's Minimum:
When a player is struggling to understand or know something that their character would know, the DM is to provide that information. This can range from acknowledging items in your player's inventory to "demons are evil."
Reasonable Adventurer's Minimum:
When a player is struggling to understand or know something that their character would know, the DM is to provide that information. This can range from acknowledging items in your player's inventory to "demons are evil."
The most upsetting thing that has happened to me in World of Warcraft is drowning because I forgot to shapeshift back into my aquatic form while hunting for herbs.
#worldofwarcraft
#warcraft
#druid
#gaymer
#isthistoomanyhashtags?
#worldofwarcraft
#warcraft
#druid
#gaymer
#isthistoomanyhashtags?
January 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The most upsetting thing that has happened to me in World of Warcraft is drowning because I forgot to shapeshift back into my aquatic form while hunting for herbs.
#worldofwarcraft
#warcraft
#druid
#gaymer
#isthistoomanyhashtags?
#worldofwarcraft
#warcraft
#druid
#gaymer
#isthistoomanyhashtags?
Reposted by Magestain
Gonna try using this platform more. Here’s a Flygon warmup
November 6, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Gonna try using this platform more. Here’s a Flygon warmup
Reposted by Magestain
*touch face pleasureably meme*
January 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
*touch face pleasureably meme*
January 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Ham and cheese sandwiches that have been sitting wrapped in a lunchbox are better than sandwhiches that haven't, no matter the ingredients.
#facts
#sandwiches
#facts
#sandwiches
January 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Ham and cheese sandwiches that have been sitting wrapped in a lunchbox are better than sandwhiches that haven't, no matter the ingredients.
#facts
#sandwiches
#facts
#sandwiches
When you realize your beard keeps growing and your profile picture is OLD.
January 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
When you realize your beard keeps growing and your profile picture is OLD.
First post! Second day working the stock show! Let's-a-go!!!
January 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
First post! Second day working the stock show! Let's-a-go!!!
Reposted by Magestain
Why does Saturn appear so big?
November 24, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Why does Saturn appear so big?