i gotta get more shit of my sona so badly it's unbearable i need to be a big blobby bunny boy more than anything else ouughghghughoughughh

(art credit is @notmyday1.bsky.social. but you already knew that)

maybe i really should commit to getting talkshow-level obese and snag myself a real my 600lb life episode. might not be such a bad shout

sure. why not. because i'm so kind
(artists are notmyday, problemosolver, and roundersofter)

(idly humming to myself) boy it sure would be fun to be class V obese wouldn't it

man with a smorgasbord of meat like you guys who needs an all-you-can-eat buffet amirite fellas...

alright. time to get in. guy like me needs to eat PRONTO or else he's gonna end up starving.

reading some of my old tweets on my twitter account and man i really popped off with this huh

sigh. if i had a dollar every time some jokers thought they could pull this on me i'd be swimming in more dough than i already am.

sorry, girls, you two are already stewing away in my guts.

WHY DO YOU ALL KEEP TELLING ME I'M GOING TO TURN INTO HIMIKO. IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN NYEH. IT'S NOT HAPPENING... WHAT A PAIN...

only one. alas as much as i deserve to eat like a king i live more like a peasant. or else i could probably put away, fffff... like, four in a single sitting

her colour palette. her personality. her role in the story and how she is constantly a cosmic chewtoy for the universe. her voice. fuck's sakes her VOICE fuck i wish i had a voice even nearly as sweet as hers.

if i write a tf fic i'm turning myself into melia. i wish i was her dude. good god

apparently i give off "cow blobpile" vibes and people are filled with the irresistible urge to milk my titties dry until no milk is left. while in most instances i would roll with it, in THIS particular instance,

see. canonical. if you have any complaints take it to kodaka

(affectionately, staring at her) i'm going to make you really fat and then i'm gonna eat you whole