Chris
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Chris
@magebear.bsky.social
Partnered, hypernerd, chub/bear/cryptid, gaymer, cosplayer, guncle, with ADHD superpowers. He/Him/Y'all
I'm guessing it was the desk pic
September 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Because they're delicious, but you have to age them.

Split the cellophane, place them in a dry place (pantry, cabinet, etc) for about a month. They become chewy yumminess!
April 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Same. I tell repeat patients, "I'll never remember your name, but tell me about your dog and I'll remember that!"
April 20, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Well, he's no Tab Hunter, but Perkins was a friend of Dorothy. I imagine the direction was, look enamored with him.
April 20, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Loved it! #MetaAF
April 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
HUGS
April 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
But GOP legislators traveling down there for a thumbs-up photo op is just peachy? GTFO!
April 19, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I feel for the farmers who aren't members of the Leopards Eating Faces Party.
April 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Want! Does it come in 6x??
April 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
O.o
No.
February 10, 2025 at 11:39 AM
You misspelled "Sexy"
February 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
February 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
February 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Leopards are eating well these days.
February 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM