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The MAGAt Whisperer
@magat-whisperer.bsky.social
I didn't chose the MAGAt troll life, the MAGAt troll life chose me.
Trolling MAGAts since 2016. Soon-to-be author of the new MAGAt Bible: What would MAGAt Jesus do?
#MAGAt #TheMAGAtWhisperer
June 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
April 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This might get me banned from twitter... #DOGE #Elon #X
April 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I wish I could take credit for Melissa's comment, but I cannot.

#signalgate
April 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Ok so hear me out… if you were forced to provide pro bono legal services to 🍊💩🐒, how hard would you try to actually win?

Maybe you don’t put your best and brightest on those cases.
a man in a red suit and bow tie is standing in front of a microphone and says the two yutes .
ALT: a man in a red suit and bow tie is standing in front of a microphone and says the two yutes .
media.tenor.com
April 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Gotta hand it to Gabbard, she is oh-so-subtly throwing Hegseth under the bus while also singing his praises. Girl's got some skillz.

#signalgate
March 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I don't know why, but it amuses me that Hegseth was the only person vain enough to put a picture of himself in his Signal profile. #SignalGate
March 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
March 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Shower thoughts: I wonder when the US is getting kicked out of FVEY.

#MAGAt
March 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Dumb #MAGAt trots out an oldie, but a goodie...
March 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Poor, dumb Debbie...
#MAGAt
March 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
March 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I missed the law saying I'm legally required to buy a Tesla.

He's going to have to buy a lot more than one...

Maybe if his #MAGAt base pitched in and pulled all their pennies together they could collectively afford to buy another one.
March 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
We should just replace DEI with policies that favor white cishet men for everything, regardless of qualifications. We can call it "HBE" or "Homogenous Bias and Exclusion"
#MAGAt
March 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
March 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I feel meh about Canadian whiskey, but I might have to start buying it.

TIL Fireball is Canadian.

It won’t be that.
March 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
March 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
For lent I am giving up MAGAt trolling.

However, my New Year’s resolution to be meaner to dumbasses supersedes lent.

Also I am an atheist.

#MAGAt #TheMAGAtWhisperer
March 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
March 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
March 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
A few more. I could do this all day...
#WashingtonPost #jeffbezos #MAGAt #TheMAGAtWhisperer
February 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I gave them a few ideas for a new tagline.

#WashingtonPost #MAGAt #TheMAGAtWhisperer
February 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I don't really need a tractor, but if I did... maybe I'd buy a John Deere... fun fact: John Deere developed some of the very first semi-autonomous (self-steering) vehicles way before Tesla and I've never heard of one ramming into a telephone pole and bursting into flames. #MAGAt #TheMAGAtWhisperer
February 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It's easy to believe things that support beliefs that are delusional already.

Also, ignorance and stupidity make you gullible, so there's that.

#MAGAt #TheMAGAtWhisperer

amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/06/...
Conservatives more likely to believe false news, another study finds | CNN
Political conservatives are more likely to believe untrue news reports than liberals are, researchers reported Wednesday.
amp.cnn.com
February 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The ad is really directed at MAGAts to help persist their hatred of "other"... but yeah: fraud, waste, and abuse anyone?

#MAGAt #TheMAGAtWhisperer
February 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM