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I have won a mandate peace be upon me the holy of holies Trump Jesus. PARODY ACCOUNT.

Also block the MAGA - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qfpqzsc2bemfo222vjfb4vmw/lists/3lb6fhimotu2x
I'm such a good vice president! MAHA!
February 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
All hail President Apartheid. To the moon!
February 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Sad!
February 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Behold Trump Hotel Gaza! MAHA!
February 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Welcome to my new Trump MAGA (tm) music label! The first band I've signed is Condoms for Hamas (AI generated pic). MAHA!
February 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
February 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Meet Akash Bobba one of Elon's DOGE goons. He's not old enough to drink or shave but Elon says he's good with the interwebs. We'll see.
February 3, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Look at this WOKE DEI nonsense! MAHA!
February 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The organization known as DEI must be stopped! They are responsible for everything bad that will happen over the next four years!
January 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
D.E.I. is everywhere watching you.
January 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It's the terrorist known as D.E.I. we must find him! He is responsible for everything that's going to happen over the next four years!
January 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Join me in fighting the terrorist organization D.E.I. They are everywhere!
January 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Fake news! We must come together as "mericans and fight the scourge known as D.E.I they are badder and meaner than any organization you've seen. ISIS has nothing on them!
January 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Did anyone not think of this? DEI spelled backwards is.... IED!
January 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
If you saw my press conference today on the #AirDisaster we must stop the terrorist known as DEI. I'm adding the elusive desperado to the Kash Money Patel FBI watch list. #blamedei
January 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Baby Trump (me) at the #peoplesmarch Sad!
January 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I never thought of that.
December 26, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Uhhhh ok. GQ or... QB? Does that mean we'll get glamour shots of the offensive linemen too? Sad?!
December 10, 2024 at 11:41 AM
How the leopard eats your face. Thanks @meidastouch.bsky.social
November 22, 2024 at 8:10 PM
It's exactly what I'm counting on.
November 21, 2024 at 1:14 PM
The Kraken can wait.
November 18, 2024 at 3:57 PM
JD where are you?
November 17, 2024 at 3:36 PM
"we're only going after military targets" or "we're going after Hamas or Saddam or Al Qaeda." Humans are not just "collateral damage." 2/2
November 15, 2024 at 10:28 PM
This is going VIRAL in a bad way.
November 15, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Delete your account.
November 15, 2024 at 7:48 PM