MAGA Morons
@magamorons.bsky.social
original post by /u/UpperApe old.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/co...
February 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
original post by /u/UpperApe old.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/co...
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February 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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February 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Receipts:
1. www.goodreads.com/quotes/93568...
2. www.dailykos.com/stories/2022...
3. imgur.com/BleoCZw
4. nypost.com/2023/09/13/h...
5. www.barrons.com/articles/elo...
6. www.theverge.com/23815634/tes...
7. www.thedrive.com/news/3766/th...
8. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMra...
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1. www.goodreads.com/quotes/93568...
2. www.dailykos.com/stories/2022...
3. imgur.com/BleoCZw
4. nypost.com/2023/09/13/h...
5. www.barrons.com/articles/elo...
6. www.theverge.com/23815634/tes...
7. www.thedrive.com/news/3766/th...
8. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMra...
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February 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
17. "He's not just a conman, he's also an idiot. He's always been the biggest idiot in every room he's in. He's motivated and aggressive...but also just a fucking idiot with thin skin, a huge ego, and sociopathic tendencies. He's failed upwards his whole life because people fell for his act."
February 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
17. "He's not just a conman, he's also an idiot. He's always been the biggest idiot in every room he's in. He's motivated and aggressive...but also just a fucking idiot with thin skin, a huge ego, and sociopathic tendencies. He's failed upwards his whole life because people fell for his act."
16b. ...and that hilarious poll where he promised to step down as the head of twitter based on the poll results, didn't like the results so he changed it and re-polled, lost again, promised to step down and then just...pretended none of that ever happened.
February 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
16b. ...and that hilarious poll where he promised to step down as the head of twitter based on the poll results, didn't like the results so he changed it and re-polled, lost again, promised to step down and then just...pretended none of that ever happened.
16a. his bizarre insults of a heroic diver dismissing his stupid ideas, his complete 180 on nearly all his ideologies, his amazingly brilliant idiotic "smart man" ideas about time travel and human nature, embarrassed himself with Dave Chappelle and got booed so bad he had a meltdown...
February 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
16a. his bizarre insults of a heroic diver dismissing his stupid ideas, his complete 180 on nearly all his ideologies, his amazingly brilliant idiotic "smart man" ideas about time travel and human nature, embarrassed himself with Dave Chappelle and got booed so bad he had a meltdown...
16. And that doesn't begin to scratch the surface of his personal life, his obsessive cosmetic surgeries, his terrible relationship with his kids and ex's, his weird breeding/magic-semen kink, exposed himself to a SpaceX flight attendant and tried to get her to have sex with him for a horse...
February 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
16. And that doesn't begin to scratch the surface of his personal life, his obsessive cosmetic surgeries, his terrible relationship with his kids and ex's, his weird breeding/magic-semen kink, exposed himself to a SpaceX flight attendant and tried to get her to have sex with him for a horse...
15. Musk interferes with elections, calls Putin, does a ton of surgeries to his jaw and neck and back and fucks himself up badly and is addicted to ketamine, ADHD meds, does a Nazi salute, starts dismantling the government with a bunch of teenagers off of 4chan.
February 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
15. Musk interferes with elections, calls Putin, does a ton of surgeries to his jaw and neck and back and fucks himself up badly and is addicted to ketamine, ADHD meds, does a Nazi salute, starts dismantling the government with a bunch of teenagers off of 4chan.
14a. Which they wouldn't have been had the government just better funded NASA and these projects directly. Allowing Musk to now use Starlink as leverage against countries like Ukraine.
February 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
14a. Which they wouldn't have been had the government just better funded NASA and these projects directly. Allowing Musk to now use Starlink as leverage against countries like Ukraine.
14. Musk started Starlink, which he (again) was leveraged against the government and used grants and subsidies to launch NASA tech. He essentially started filling the government's own orders until the government became dependent on him.
February 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
14. Musk started Starlink, which he (again) was leveraged against the government and used grants and subsidies to launch NASA tech. He essentially started filling the government's own orders until the government became dependent on him.
13a. Goes to Israel to meet Netanyahu to prove he's not anti-semitic in which his own biographer describes was bizarre since "musk didn't seem to give a shit about Auschwitz or any of it; it was pure publicity".
February 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
13a. Goes to Israel to meet Netanyahu to prove he's not anti-semitic in which his own biographer describes was bizarre since "musk didn't seem to give a shit about Auschwitz or any of it; it was pure publicity".
13. Musk gets more political. Re-instates a lot of neo-nazi accounts and promoting nazi parties. Spreads nazi propaganda and anti-semitism. Is accused of anti-semitism.
February 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
13. Musk gets more political. Re-instates a lot of neo-nazi accounts and promoting nazi parties. Spreads nazi propaganda and anti-semitism. Is accused of anti-semitism.
12. Musk said stupid shit about Twitter and was forced to buy it in the most infamous, embarrassing, and expensive fuck up in the history of business. Twitter was THE FIRST TIME he ran a company himself completely. You know how badly he embarrassed himself.
February 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
12. Musk said stupid shit about Twitter and was forced to buy it in the most infamous, embarrassing, and expensive fuck up in the history of business. Twitter was THE FIRST TIME he ran a company himself completely. You know how badly he embarrassed himself.
11. Musk makes a name for himself by being in Iron Man and impressing stupid hollywood and stupid tech companies and getting on SNL where he surprised everyone by saying he's autistic (he's never been professionally diagnosed...ever).
February 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
11. Musk makes a name for himself by being in Iron Man and impressing stupid hollywood and stupid tech companies and getting on SNL where he surprised everyone by saying he's autistic (he's never been professionally diagnosed...ever).
10. He kept leveraging/demanding Tesla to keep giving him money as his own personal ATM. And it worked. Over and over.
February 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
10. He kept leveraging/demanding Tesla to keep giving him money as his own personal ATM. And it worked. Over and over.
9a. Which he was given because they're fucking idiots and he had a bullshit reputation as being a science-man. He blew a ton of tax payer money and most of it is unfinished and unusable.
February 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
9a. Which he was given because they're fucking idiots and he had a bullshit reputation as being a science-man. He blew a ton of tax payer money and most of it is unfinished and unusable.
9. He hated public transport as a competitive alternative to his Teslas and start petitioning the government to give him money to create a network of underground tunnels with the Boring Company.
February 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
9. He hated public transport as a competitive alternative to his Teslas and start petitioning the government to give him money to create a network of underground tunnels with the Boring Company.
8. He founded Solar City with his brother where he made an infamous announcement that all the houses around him were actually built to harness solar power. They weren't. It was a complete lie. They were just normal houses. He got a lot of tax payer money.
February 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
8. He founded Solar City with his brother where he made an infamous announcement that all the houses around him were actually built to harness solar power. They weren't. It was a complete lie. They were just normal houses. He got a lot of tax payer money.
7a. And he finally got his taste of how to make real money: not helping to change the world but exploiting people who want to change the world. Musk also realized he could lie without consequences. He would just make extravagant promises and never deliver and faced no consequences.
February 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
7a. And he finally got his taste of how to make real money: not helping to change the world but exploiting people who want to change the world. Musk also realized he could lie without consequences. He would just make extravagant promises and never deliver and faced no consequences.
7. He then fucked Tesla up by delaying everything, and eventually scored government grants to create EV stations that would ONLY work with Teslas and no other EV's (basically fucking up and slowing down the EV market).
February 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
7. He then fucked Tesla up by delaying everything, and eventually scored government grants to create EV stations that would ONLY work with Teslas and no other EV's (basically fucking up and slowing down the EV market).
6a. ...forced the founders out by reneging on his agreement but threatening lawsuits and money to get what he wants.
February 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
6a. ...forced the founders out by reneging on his agreement but threatening lawsuits and money to get what he wants.
6. Tesla founders (Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning) were impressed by him when reaching out to investors, and once he was on board, he strong-armed his way to becoming the CEO, fucked everything up, slowed everything down with stupid ideas, fired a lot of crucial people, and eventually...
February 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
6. Tesla founders (Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning) were impressed by him when reaching out to investors, and once he was on board, he strong-armed his way to becoming the CEO, fucked everything up, slowed everything down with stupid ideas, fired a lot of crucial people, and eventually...
5c. He DID make a lot of bullshit promises as he always does, and tries to make rocket catches these "viral events" by forcing everyone to do old NASA cheers and the rest.
February 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
5c. He DID make a lot of bullshit promises as he always does, and tries to make rocket catches these "viral events" by forcing everyone to do old NASA cheers and the rest.
5b. All this Space X tech would have been better funded directly if owned by the public, but instead it's tax payer's money paying tax payer's tech with a middle man who got to play around but wasn't part of any of their key decisions or engineering.
February 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
5b. All this Space X tech would have been better funded directly if owned by the public, but instead it's tax payer's money paying tax payer's tech with a middle man who got to play around but wasn't part of any of their key decisions or engineering.