magaisweird.bsky.social
@magaisweird.bsky.social
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I’ve noticed Elon’s fanboys on X really don’t like seeing these clips.
March 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
"Biden is unfit for office because dementia"

Trump:
April 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Just saw a groundhog. Fuck off, we don't want any more winter.
March 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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The American Constitution guarantees rights to all people in the country.

Not just citizens, but undocumented peoples and otherwise.

Everyone.
March 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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March 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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“I knew one day I'd have to watch powerful men burn the world down - I just didn't expect them to be such losers.”
- Rebecca Shaw
March 28, 2025 at 10:35 AM
um
March 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The Second Amendment was written for exactly these times...
March 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My procrastination is stronger than my suicidal depression.

I keep telling myself if things keep sucking, I'll kill myself tomorrow.

I repeat his lie to myself ad nauseam.
March 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Too broke to afford Netflix like me?
Or maybe you just don't care about keeping up a subscription like that.

There's a website name Flixbaba.com that has access to a LOT of stuff.

I can stream Netflix exclusives off my phone to my smart TV with that website.
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March 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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If NASA had the failure rate SpaceX does, Elon would be firing everyone and Congress would be demanding to know where the money is going.
March 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Riot Games doesn't care about their players anymore.

Tenpenny bought them, and now their support doesn't exist.

I asked them if they could do anything to help me continue to enjoy their game after my injury, but they gave me the same canned answer 3 times.

Fuck Tencent.
March 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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One more time for the people in the back.
March 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Church schools in my area canceled classes today on account of winter conditions.

They still demand the children go to mass.
March 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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We only rate dogs. This is clearly a state-of-the-art home security system. Not sure how you got those confused. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10
March 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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FuckFace McGee never heard of the First Amendment
March 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Why do so many people add an S to words?

Backward, not backwards
Forward, not forwards
Anyway, not anyways
March 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If your restaurant posts a picture of the actual menu on Google Maps instead of your food, I'm not even going to THINK of coming in.
February 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
www.fiftyfifty.one

Here's how to get involved if you're like me and don't have a car (and live in a 50 person town in BFE)
50501 — 50 protests, 50 states, 1 movement
Join the movement to uphold the Constitution and end executive overreach. 50 protests, 50 states, 1 day: #50501.
www.fiftyfifty.one
February 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
WHY IS SCIENTOLOGY NOT BANNED LIKE THE FUCKING CULT IT IS?

Like holy fuck I just watched a youtube video describing the dark shit they do and that cult needs to be gone last fucking century.
February 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Republicans are surprised and appalled at Donold's actions in his second term.

HE FUCKING TOLD YOU HE WAS GOING TO DO IT YOU HATEFUL CUNTS
February 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
America has obscene wealth. All tied up in only a handful of people.

Debt shouldn't be a fucking thing here.
February 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Lmao get fucked you orange fat fucking traitor.

Share this everywhere. Get under that rotten orange's thin skin.
February 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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I just took 3rd place in a 2 player game.

I lost that hard.
February 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
"raw milk is healthy because it's natural"

You know what else is natural? Cancer.
February 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM