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Alva “The Big Maf” Ziechën
@mafastra.bsky.social
up with the stars // she/they

https://mafastra.carrd.co
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hi :3

after a year of work, it’s finally done!

i’d really appreciate whoever reading this to watch and give feedback! i could always use some criticism. watch here >:333

youtu.be/wUj7IBOOayc
it’s awesome how everything sucks now
November 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
HOW DO I GET OFF THE MILLENNIAL SIDE OF BSKY HELP
August 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
sorry i have to go. The Weed Man NEEDS me
August 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
the guy who said imitation is highest form a flattery was probably so angry like 2 minutes before they came up with that
August 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
i should be able to kill myself for comedic effect with no consequences
August 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
did philosophers just kinda sit around all thinking and giving quotes or did they like. do something
August 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
can someone recommend some books to help me become more of a pretentious asshole
August 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
i still find this really funny idc
me after using the magic school bus to go inside rfk’s brain
August 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
ig it just takes a few funny tweets to get The Libs on your side even if you go against their core values
no no no no nuh uh we are NOT going to start praising gavin newsom
August 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
how does prison rape happen cause even WITH lube it’s hard to get it in there like they fs got micros if they can successfully do that
August 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
DIGITAL ARTISTS DROP COMM SHEETS PLEASEEEEEEE I BEG
August 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
no no no no nuh uh we are NOT going to start praising gavin newsom
August 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
found a Mysterious Artifact and it’s talking to me. you can’t hear it but i can. i need to kill a politician..
August 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
if you die in canada do you die in real life
August 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
the implied natural opposite to shitposting would be pissposting but that’s an avenue i’d rather not go down right now
August 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
hi :3

after a year of work, it’s finally done!

i’d really appreciate whoever reading this to watch and give feedback! i could always use some criticism. watch here >:333

youtu.be/wUj7IBOOayc
August 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
why isn’t anyone punching nazis like i thought we all agreed 90 years ago that it was ok because they are cartoonishly evil people
July 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
are there funny people on this website or do i have to use the nazi one to laugh
July 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
the sky is a jpeg we live in a simulation
July 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
i’m convinced the only people who have ever watched avatar (not the last airbender, the cgi alien one) are pretentious coworkers
June 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
the context to why vader was tweaking in A New Hope is so funny

like bro SAW, WITH HIS OWN EYES, the ship undocking and leaving, then when he finally catches said ship, everyone in there just starts blatantly lying to his face like i’d be pissed too
June 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
we are about one more war crime away from netenyahu releases a book entitled “the islamic question”
June 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
what could superman could have possibly done to make lex luther that angry
June 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
i know this is controversial, but i believe shaven with stubble is equal to, if not superior to full bush
June 2, 2025 at 12:29 PM
can’t wait for conservatives to be completely normal about this month
June 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM