MaestroCalhoun
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December 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Puzzle #912
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I have beef with the creators and writers of Stranger Things. I will not be elaborating at this time.
December 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I have beef with the creators and writers of Stranger Things. I will not be elaborating at this time.
You get your take out medium because that’s as spicy as you can handle. I get mine “Lao Hot” because that’s as spicy as they’ll make it. We are not the same.
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
You get your take out medium because that’s as spicy as you can handle. I get mine “Lao Hot” because that’s as spicy as they’ll make it. We are not the same.
Can’t wait to get my New York Times Daily Games wrapped to see how many times I swore out loud at the Connections solutions.
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Can’t wait to get my New York Times Daily Games wrapped to see how many times I swore out loud at the Connections solutions.
What if I had a mid-life crisis but it just made me rad as hell?
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
What if I had a mid-life crisis but it just made me rad as hell?
Looking at old pictures of Ben Gibbard is like opening a time capsule. I will not explain further.
December 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Looking at old pictures of Ben Gibbard is like opening a time capsule. I will not explain further.
Guess I got too silly taking this enneagram test.
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Guess I got too silly taking this enneagram test.
Apparently my enneagram is “fucked up little freak.” I didn’t even know that was an option.
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Apparently my enneagram is “fucked up little freak.” I didn’t even know that was an option.
Is taking an enneagram test supposed to make you feel like shit because I feel like I’ve been read for filth by the rough equivalent of a Buzzfeed quiz.
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Is taking an enneagram test supposed to make you feel like shit because I feel like I’ve been read for filth by the rough equivalent of a Buzzfeed quiz.
Buying a Hinge subscription is no different than buying all the lottery tickets.
November 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Buying a Hinge subscription is no different than buying all the lottery tickets.
Yeah, I got a question, uh, how?
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Yeah, I got a question, uh, how?
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I keep a notebook where I process my feelings and also work out the answers to NYT daily games. I call it “Personals and Missed Connections.”
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I keep a notebook where I process my feelings and also work out the answers to NYT daily games. I call it “Personals and Missed Connections.”
I’m a lot like that doll from the Annabelle movies except I’m not particularly scary and just way more fragile.
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I’m a lot like that doll from the Annabelle movies except I’m not particularly scary and just way more fragile.
It is not even 7:00 AM and I am on the verge of tears. In related news, I’m listening to the new @themountaingoats.bsky.social album and just got to Glow. It’s going to sound sarcastic but it is sincere. Thank you, John.
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 AM
It is not even 7:00 AM and I am on the verge of tears. In related news, I’m listening to the new @themountaingoats.bsky.social album and just got to Glow. It’s going to sound sarcastic but it is sincere. Thank you, John.
Throw the sandwich. Become ungovernable.
November 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Throw the sandwich. Become ungovernable.
You don’t understand. Just anyone can’t wear this jacket. It’s for members only.
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
You don’t understand. Just anyone can’t wear this jacket. It’s for members only.
Modern millennial graphic tees are a drawing of a cute, unusual animal with a nihilist or existential phrase. Like a drawing of a cute frog that’s captioned with “I am at the tattered edge of my will to live.”
November 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Modern millennial graphic tees are a drawing of a cute, unusual animal with a nihilist or existential phrase. Like a drawing of a cute frog that’s captioned with “I am at the tattered edge of my will to live.”
Me, on the way to the Country Bear Jamboree: “I wish to behold the ubiquitous blood.”
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Me, on the way to the Country Bear Jamboree: “I wish to behold the ubiquitous blood.”
I want to put this here just to document it and remember it. I had a dream last night. Very uneventful dream but amazing nonetheless. I woke up from the dream and I experienced this lightness and peace like I had never done in that situation before. I don’t know what that means. Probably nothing.
November 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I want to put this here just to document it and remember it. I had a dream last night. Very uneventful dream but amazing nonetheless. I woke up from the dream and I experienced this lightness and peace like I had never done in that situation before. I don’t know what that means. Probably nothing.
When you’re a deer in the headlights; frozen as they crest the hill. You can hear the tires grating against the asphalt. You can hear the engine roar. You know, against all hope, it is coming. Even with that knowledge, it still hits like a truck.
October 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
When you’re a deer in the headlights; frozen as they crest the hill. You can hear the tires grating against the asphalt. You can hear the engine roar. You know, against all hope, it is coming. Even with that knowledge, it still hits like a truck.
If god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers, someone needs to tell him I’m just widdle baby.
October 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
If god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers, someone needs to tell him I’m just widdle baby.
Oh man I’m going to be crushed if I learn what I think I’m going to learn.
October 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Oh man I’m going to be crushed if I learn what I think I’m going to learn.
With King of the Hill returning, I’m bringing “I’ll tell you what” back into my common parlance, I’ll tell you what.
July 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
With King of the Hill returning, I’m bringing “I’ll tell you what” back into my common parlance, I’ll tell you what.
Microfiber this, microfiber that. I’m tired of microfiber. Give me macrofiber.
May 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Microfiber this, microfiber that. I’m tired of microfiber. Give me macrofiber.