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Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears
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Do justice. Love mercy. Walk humbly. Kick some ass when necessary.☮️🟧
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Miss Piggy is dressed in a suit with her finger pointed at Trump who is sitting in front of her on an airplane. A screen behind them has the presidential seal. The text reads, "Quiet, PEDO."
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Ben Stiller, playing an buffed-up but none-too-bright gym owner in the movie Dodgeball holds up a thick book called "Burklyns New American Dictionary." The bottom of the picture reads, "Oh, you caught me. I like to break a mental sweat too."
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Scottsdale, AZ No Kings today. Crowds lined the 4 corners of Scottsdale Road and Camelback, 2 blocks down each side. It was a good day.
Sign that says "when they go low we say no!" Sign depicting a Ku Klux Klan hood, a Confederate flag on a baseball cap, a nazi uniform hat, and a red Make America Great Again hat. Giant block letters say "Same shit Different hat." Colorful sign says, "No kings. No idiots either." Man holding a sign that says, "no troops against citizens."
October 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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The writer had me here.
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The ability to read the room has been an essential skill for Black survival in America. As way-finders, psychologists, and weathermen, Black Americans are well acquainted with the atmospheric conditions of fascism, and the shifting moods of the "historic [white] majority." We know when a storm is brewing. We understand the drivers of heightened racial angst - And we also know when white America, institutionally speaking, has stopped taking its meds.
September 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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J.D Vance gives major side eye to other participants of press conference where Trump says he settled 7 wars. One woman in a red jacket on the bottom left is blissfully unaware of the actual words Trump is speaking and smiles as if she swallowed a thousand gummies.
September 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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What in the Bryan Kohberger is going on here?
Screen shot of video link in article with 2 pale, angry-looking men with dead eyes. On the left in a blue suit he borrowed from his younger, fitter brother is Stew Peters. On the right is Eric Orwell, leader of Return to the Land who is about to show Mr. Peters the dead bodies he has stored in his home closet.
August 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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A coiled snake with an ICE hat is on a yellow background. A wrapped sandwich with "Subway" on the wrapper appears about to the the snake. The message at the bottom says, "Don't throw sandwiches at me."
August 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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A cavapoo lies on a purple blanket and looks at the camera
August 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Keep Oklahoma Education and Ryan Walters trending. This man has made life HELL for LGBTQ folks, transpersons in OK & around the country. He bought Trump bibles with state monies to put in classrooms & is such a pervert he watches porn during school board meetings. It's not the porn. It's the timing.
Post from No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @noliewithBTC stating: Oklahoma State Superintendent Ryan Walters, who wants to force Christianity taught in public schools and ban books for "sexual material," was reportedly caught displaying videos of multiple naked women on his television at a board meeting." A State Board of Education meeting (my addition). 2 photos are included of a man in a suit seated and standing at a lectern.
July 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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A line of Ku Klux Klan members in white robes with, "America will go all the way across the ocean to fight terrorists but will ignore all the terrorists here" written at the top and bottom. On the upper right is a logo of an upraised fist with a chain around the wrist. "Blacktivist" is written underneath.
July 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Fuck you, @apnews.com.
Screenshot of Associated News press post stating, "One year after Donald Trump's near-assassination at a campaign rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, friends and allies see some signs of a changed man."
July 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Elon having another unscheduled, rapid disassembly. cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thu...
Post by Elon Musk on Twitter that says, "How can people be expected to have faith in Trump if he won't release the Epstein files?"
July 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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if you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
A cat sits on the ledge of an open window, staring down with a grumpy expression. The text says, "Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time."
June 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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NOOOOO! I just read Alexander Kolodin is running for AZ Secretary of State. That would be a NIGHTMARE. He's awful and this is just one of many examples. prod.cdn.everyaction.com/images/van/N...
Article from Arizona Republic newspaper with the headline "State lawmaker disciplined for misconduct after 2020 election" with a picture of Alexander Kolodin next to it.
June 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Screenshot from Modern Family episode. A blonde woman has a weird smile on her face. She says, "I have some sad news about Walt: he's dead." A young boy looks up at her.
June 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Great early morning turnout in Scottsdale, AZ #NoKings #Scottsdale
Scottsdale, AZ No Kings protest. Two women holding signs are standing in front of a tall palm tree. The sign on the left is an image of a weeping Statue of Liberty with red lettering across the front that says, "NO KINGS." The sign on the right says "Hands off our judges" Sign at Scottsdale, AZ No Kings protest that reads, "OMG GOP WTF?"
June 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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We have a fascinating mix of people here on Bluesky.
A screenshot of what is trending on Bluesky at 10:42 AZ time: Ice Protests Switch 2 Love Island USA The Archers
June 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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I just came across this in my old photos and am trying desperately to figure out where TF I was in 2017!
Soups Homemade Albondigas Small 2.40 Large 3.35 Campbell's Soup 1.35
June 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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I live in the desert so I'm always on the hunt for what's in bloom when I take my dog for a walk.
Cactus blooms in rich pink.
June 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Red baseball/trucker hat with white lettering that says, "We're all going to die"
June 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Dead eyes are attractive on NO ONE.
Kristi Noem from NYT article. I don't know which one.
May 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Picture of two men holding flags. Both appear to be dressed for hiking. They are on a wooded path. The heading reads: Quakers march more than 300 miles to show solidarity with migrants (credit AP)
May 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Heading: NBC NEWS Politics News DHS spokesperson threatens arrests of House Democrats who were at N.J. ICE facility Tricia McLaughlin accused members of Congress of assaulting and even body-slamming ICE officers. A congresswoman who was present denied the allegation.
May 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Heading: Number Blindness Trump is Destroying the Data that Keeps the Country Running DOGE's attacks on the administrative state threaten to undermine essential data gathering across a vast array of fields, from economics to the environment.
May 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Post by @SamStein "If I understand the White House's current messaging it's that the border is completely under control unlike ever before in history, crime is dramatically down across the board, but we are also under such an invasion that we have to suspend habeas corpus?"
May 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM