I used to follow the Onion for years (even when it was -gasp-in newsprint) but posts are getting into the creepy teenage sexualized zone so I unfollowed recently. Enough with the teenage girl related jokes. As a woman and mother, they are getting offensive.

Not funny-inappropriate even for comedy.

Happy Valentine’s Day to my first celebrity crush!

I don’t shop there ever, though I have one close. I don’t shop at Walmart. I don’t buy Amazon crap unless I absolutely can’t find it somewhere else. I don’t buy brands that are republican donors. I vote with my dollars and still live a nice existence.People can absolutely boycott all of it.

Voicemails are full.

Nobody is going to have any real money to spend at any stupid casino anyway. As soon as Elon’s flying monkeys realize their money is no good, they will get him.They already follow his plane everywhere. 😂 Also, reply with something ONLY you and I would know so I know it’s you and not a bot please.

Nope- it’s Leslie!

Nice ride! This is your teacher cuz up North. Following you

How would Zuckerberg and Musk react to that proposition for X and Meta?

Yep.