How the fuck can anyone pretend there is such a thing as “a slow news week” in the year 2025? We haven’t even had a slow news day.

According to Trump political violence is acceptable in America so long as it is done in Trump’s name.

President Trump is the best person to ever live in the history of this planet…just ask him!

He looks like his soul died.

I thought uniting the country used to a requirement of the job.

That clown slept through the entire meeting. Couldn’t sit up and keep his eyes open for more than 30 seconds.

As if the act of extortion is debatable.

It’s really cool that we need that clarification. Trump has done several things just this week that would have anyone else in any position in this country immediately fired.

Trump is telling MAGA we are the “hottest economy in the history of the world” while also saying, we should all save our money by not getting grandma slippers this year.

A man with no actual friends.

And the President of the United States doesn’t think they are “going far enough.”