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Kelsey Writes Historical Romance (She/Her)
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Kelsey K Davenport

👯‍♀️here for the girlies, gays, and theys
🏳️‍🌈Bi, married to a guy 🩷💜💙
#romancereader #romancewriter #blacklivesmatter #breastcancersurvivor #CatLady #swiftie

✨In this house, we blame Reagan.✨
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Mentally, I am here
Thread post by @demsmight. Meme of a video camera held by a white man’s arm. The face has Leo DiCaprio’s face photoshopped. The photo of DiCaprio is a still from the movie ‘Django Unchained’ Caption says, “the vanity fair photographer be like,” a reference to photographer Chris Anderson’s photographs of members of the Trump admin.
December 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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I think about this at least once a quarter 🤯
Still photo from ‘When Harry Met Sally.’ Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan are placing a large rug in Massive room with 3 arched windows. L
December 16, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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I lost my Abbey cat to stomach cancer in 2024. Here she is dressed as ‘The Saddest Little Elf.’ I miss her every single day.
Black and white tuxedo cat wearing a crochet elf hat with a Pom-pom on it. (colors are green and cream colored. A white woman is hugging her to her chest and smiling. The cat looks tragically sad.
December 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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This tweet from 2018. 🫠😵‍💫
Tweet from 2018: Evan Rosenfeld C @Evan_Rosenfeld JUST IN: Former @ApprenticeNBC staffer, @CaslerNoel, says Donald Trump is a "speed freak" who crushes up Adderall and snorts it 12/13/18, 12:15 PM 5,317 Retweets 11.2K Likes Evan Rosenfeld • @Evan_Ros...' 3h v MORE: Casler says Trump invited teen beauty pageant contestants up to his suite: "He would line up the girls on the side of the stage & he would inspect them... He'd be like, 'You, you, & you, if you want to win I'm in the penthouse suite, come and see me'"
December 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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I see very little reason to keep my @bankofamerica credit card open
Email from Bank of America: Bank of America logo “IMPORTANT INFORMATION Going forward, you'll need to consent annually for us to share your data with third-party apps and websites When you originally gave us consent to share your information with a third-party money management app(s) or website(s) it didn't expire. For added protection, moving forward, when you visit the app(s) or website(s) you may be prompted and required to consent once a year. Keep in mind, you can always review, revoke and see when each consent expires in the Third Party Access section of Security Center. Thank you for being our client. Please don't reply to this email because this mailbox isn't monitored.”
December 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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A Classic of the Holiday Genre
Black and white tuxedo kitten (long hair, extremely soft) peeking over the counter to watch the kitchen proceedings.
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Every day.
Disappointed man long sleeved red and blue plaid shirt and puffy navy vest. He has hands on his hips and is looking straight ahead with a stern expression on his face.
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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I saved this screenshot exactly one year ago.
Screenshot from 11/13/24, taken from the courier newsroom instagram account: “Jake Sherman @JakeSherman * BREAKING NEWS FROM @PunchbowlNews : Rep. Matt Gaetz's (R-Fla.) resignation from Congress came two days before the House Ethics Committee was set to vote on releasing a "highly damaging" report outlining its investigation into the Republican, according to multiple sources familiar with the probe. The committee planned to vote Friday on releasing the report. Ethics loses its jurisdiction over Gaetz when he leaves Congress. The secretive panel has been investigating Gaetz on and off since 2021. President-elect Donald Trump announced that he would nominate Gaetz to be attorney general Wednesday.”
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Them: have you seen these emails
Me:
Meme of a white Barbie doll (blonde hair, blue eyes) with eyes wide to make it look like she’s just learned something that disturbs her.
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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No wonder POTUS left during Kendrick’s halftime show. 🤣🤣🤣
Still of Kendrick Lamar singing “Not Like Us,” and smiling directly into the camera. [editor’s note: hang THIS in the Louvre.]
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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This email sent me to the damn moon
Post from @sami regarding one of the Epstein emails released on 11/12/25: “imagine how bad you have to be to be the worst person Jeffrey Epstein has ever met” Text of the email: "I have met some very bad people, none as bad as Trump," Epstein wrote in 2017 to former Treasury Secretary Lawrence Summers. "Not one decent cell in his body."
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Please turn your volume up
June 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I think Mrs Thomas would be so proud of us
Obit from an Asheville, NC newspaper from oct or Nov 2020. Text is circled and it reads, “ in lieu of flowers, think of Mrs. Thomas while casting your vote to remove President Trump from office.”
June 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Actually, my partner fancy-fixed whipped cream!
Strawberry topped with homemade whipped cream
June 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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I’m going to eat some whipped cream directly from the can and then stare into the middle distance.
Two men in a flight tower, one saying “I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.” The gif is from comedy classic and almost an all around perfect film, ‘Airplane!’
June 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Say no more fam, I’ve solved it
dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch く nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 10/29/18, 10:18 PM
June 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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“Leadership dysfunction” imagine that
Meta’s potential sponsorship is notable, considering its previous relationship with America250. The tech giant had previously pledged $10 million to America250 — and was its largest funder outside of the federal government — before abruptly canceling its contract with the nonprofit in 2022. The Wall Street Journal reported at the time that the commission was mismanaging funds and engaging in sexist behavior, and Meta cited these reports, as well as concerns with “leadership dysfunction,” as the reason for pulling out of the deal. Had they continued their partnership, Meta would have been the exclusive “social connectivity” partner for America250 and played a major role in promoting and presenting the events surrounding the Semiquincentennial.
June 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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He’s abandoned my people in western NC and THEN HAS ALL OF THE AUDACITY TO COME TO FT BRAGG
brentterhune & 6h All the states that got denied disaster relief watching Trump send the Marines to LA Photo of white man with short brown hair looking at the camera with a look of strained patience on his face
June 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Still image from the animated hit series, “SpongeBob SquarePants.” Squidward is looking out of the window at SpongeBob and Patrick, who are excitedly running with glee.
June 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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james tom @jestom "I asked chatgpt" I confided in amazon I confessed to mcdonald's I have an inside joke with exxon mobil
June 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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M. Gesson is a must read. Always.
“But these comparatively small victories don’t alter the direction of our transformation — they don’t even slow it down measurably — even while they appeal to our deep need to normalize. They create the sense that there is more air to breathe and more room to act than there was yesterday. “And so just when we most need to act — while there is indeed room for action and some momentum to the resistance — we tend to be lulled into complacency by the sense of relief on the one hand and boredom on the other. “Think of the trajectory of the so-called travel ban during Trump’s first term. Its first iteration drew thousands into the streets. The courts blocked it. The second iteration didn’t attract nearly as much attention, and most people didn’t notice when the third iteration of the travel ban, which had hardly changed, went into effect. Now Trump’s administration is drafting a new travel ban that targets more than five times as many countries.
June 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Who tf are these groups
I stg these are so embarrassing like
Text BREAKING: Even Elon is turning on Trump - exposing his corruption and lies. 900% MATCH to HIT while he's down > fundprogress.us/06_1 PAF Stop to end
June 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Fingers crossed
Older white man leaning in closely to a younger woman in a manner that makes it clear that he is angry. Text reads: “WITH THAT BUNCH OF MALCONTENTS. I HOPE YOU ALL KILL EACH OTHER” this is a screen grab is from the television show ‘Scrubs’
June 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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When they were smol potat foster kittens. Please send some dollars to a local rescue in your community, yall
A kindle of 4 tabby kittens, approx 5 weeks old.
June 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM