Humanity lost one of its finest today. We all could learn so much from his grace, humility, purpose, and spirit. Thank you for all that you gave, President Carter.

I am unable to find the comfort that is to be derived from the numerous posts by those feeling abandoned already by the deplorable party they so proudly supported less than two months ago. Doesn't change the inevitability of the idiocy of the next four years. You did this. Own your stupidity.

Can't decide which color I want to see Ted Cruz sporting tonight.

LaNorris taketh, and Mario giveth. What a day. What a season. Saturday the best.

With the recent upheaval in sanity in our electoral process, I'm pleased to reside here exclusively, and scroll about in the calmer waters. Greetings, one and all, for good.

Somewhere in Connecticut, Rex Ryan is feverishly plotting a tent revival tour to share the good news following his conversion to Christianity in light of his discovery of a Jesus Foot Fetish organization buying Super Bowl ads.

Sausage balls and cornbread dressing on the brain.