I never thought I would like a Fox News story. Although I never thought I would see a Republican party back a dictator either.

Agreed. I find myself in a constant internal struggle between "someone please beat these assholes up" and "peaceful protest is the best method of resistance."

I need a laugh react emoji on BlueSky just for these articles.

and when specifically were they planning to get a start on that?

My mistake, she will be 400 to 600 pounds with absolutely all of the menace a regular hippo contains in that smaller body.

That would be a silver lining, but I would still prefer a competent President.

Ok, but we all know Hippos are deadly, right? She is adorable now, but she will become a 1 ton herbivorous jerk eventually.

It turns out we are not, in fact, equal under the law. Imagine if I incited a deadly insurrection at our capitol, or intentionally withheld classified documents I knowingly stole? Jail would be the best case scenario.

I respect wolves as wild animals, but I COMPLETELY understand why our ancestors said "I WANNA PET THE PUPPY".

Bluesky needs a laugh react for things like this.

whaaat, Trump LIED?! :shockedPikachuFace:

Apollo!