Philosoraptor (greg)
@madsinner23-19.bsky.social
Just doing my own thing in the corner 🦭
Looking for crow advice from real people 🥜
Looking for crow advice from real people 🥜
my internet so bad i just got the popeyes Freddy Fazbear crunch menu ad four times in a row
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
my internet so bad i just got the popeyes Freddy Fazbear crunch menu ad four times in a row
to befriend crows - log 9
ran out of the good peanuts so i tried out scrambled eggs. at first they were really confused since they didn’t know wtf was in the tray but as soon as they tried it they couldn’t get enough 😂
ran out of the good peanuts so i tried out scrambled eggs. at first they were really confused since they didn’t know wtf was in the tray but as soon as they tried it they couldn’t get enough 😂
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
to befriend crows - log 9
ran out of the good peanuts so i tried out scrambled eggs. at first they were really confused since they didn’t know wtf was in the tray but as soon as they tried it they couldn’t get enough 😂
ran out of the good peanuts so i tried out scrambled eggs. at first they were really confused since they didn’t know wtf was in the tray but as soon as they tried it they couldn’t get enough 😂
i could tell someone that these are real images of real animals and they probably wouldn’t think twice.
these aren’t A.I.-generated, these are single frames from three-dimensional moving pictures, each of which were carefully handcrafted by a human being.
watch Prehistoric Planet. not sponsored.
these aren’t A.I.-generated, these are single frames from three-dimensional moving pictures, each of which were carefully handcrafted by a human being.
watch Prehistoric Planet. not sponsored.
November 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
i could tell someone that these are real images of real animals and they probably wouldn’t think twice.
these aren’t A.I.-generated, these are single frames from three-dimensional moving pictures, each of which were carefully handcrafted by a human being.
watch Prehistoric Planet. not sponsored.
these aren’t A.I.-generated, these are single frames from three-dimensional moving pictures, each of which were carefully handcrafted by a human being.
watch Prehistoric Planet. not sponsored.
to befriend a crow (crows) - log 8
there’s six crows now.
when i left tuesday morning, the tray was filled to the brim with peanuts.
came back and it was pecked clean.
the red square is where it’s supposed to be, btw
i’ll find a way to fix it to the platform… at some point
there’s six crows now.
when i left tuesday morning, the tray was filled to the brim with peanuts.
came back and it was pecked clean.
the red square is where it’s supposed to be, btw
i’ll find a way to fix it to the platform… at some point
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
to befriend a crow (crows) - log 8
there’s six crows now.
when i left tuesday morning, the tray was filled to the brim with peanuts.
came back and it was pecked clean.
the red square is where it’s supposed to be, btw
i’ll find a way to fix it to the platform… at some point
there’s six crows now.
when i left tuesday morning, the tray was filled to the brim with peanuts.
came back and it was pecked clean.
the red square is where it’s supposed to be, btw
i’ll find a way to fix it to the platform… at some point
When the "made up moral panic" becomes a thing but no one takes it seriously because it was just a "made up moral panic" and parents are left utterly confused to why their 8-year-old died from a fentanyl overdose the day after Halloween
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
When the "made up moral panic" becomes a thing but no one takes it seriously because it was just a "made up moral panic" and parents are left utterly confused to why their 8-year-old died from a fentanyl overdose the day after Halloween
i trick or treated anyway. no one complimented my costume ☹️ i found a pachycephalosaurus in someone’s bowl though
he went into the assembly
he went into the assembly
November 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
i trick or treated anyway. no one complimented my costume ☹️ i found a pachycephalosaurus in someone’s bowl though
he went into the assembly
he went into the assembly
to befriend a crow - log 7
there’s four of them now. only two are shown here.
there’s four of them now. only two are shown here.
November 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
to befriend a crow - log 7
there’s four of them now. only two are shown here.
there’s four of them now. only two are shown here.
to befriend a crow - log 6
what a great way to start off halloween! i directly interacted with a group of three crows i’ve been feeding this past two weeks. i saw two of them actually pick up a peanut and break it for the first time.
progress: successful :)
what a great way to start off halloween! i directly interacted with a group of three crows i’ve been feeding this past two weeks. i saw two of them actually pick up a peanut and break it for the first time.
progress: successful :)
November 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
to befriend a crow - log 6
what a great way to start off halloween! i directly interacted with a group of three crows i’ve been feeding this past two weeks. i saw two of them actually pick up a peanut and break it for the first time.
progress: successful :)
what a great way to start off halloween! i directly interacted with a group of three crows i’ve been feeding this past two weeks. i saw two of them actually pick up a peanut and break it for the first time.
progress: successful :)
edging the cupcake i’m about to devour because the youtube video is taking forever to load
October 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
edging the cupcake i’m about to devour because the youtube video is taking forever to load
ever since I saw Primitive War, Creedence Clearwater Revival has had me in a chokehold. thank you silly-serious dinosaur WWII movie for featuring their music XD
October 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
ever since I saw Primitive War, Creedence Clearwater Revival has had me in a chokehold. thank you silly-serious dinosaur WWII movie for featuring their music XD
those #Halloween candy jokes may be funny but let’s hope no sick people get ideas out of it ☹️ just check if the wrapper is already open!
October 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
those #Halloween candy jokes may be funny but let’s hope no sick people get ideas out of it ☹️ just check if the wrapper is already open!
to befriend a crow - log 5
a crow gave me some matted fur with a side of bones and blood vessels on Monday. i left some peanuts in the same spot where it had dropped. the nuts were gone when i came home.
i'll give them the temporary name: Orzo. hopefully we'll see each other again.
a crow gave me some matted fur with a side of bones and blood vessels on Monday. i left some peanuts in the same spot where it had dropped. the nuts were gone when i came home.
i'll give them the temporary name: Orzo. hopefully we'll see each other again.
October 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
to befriend a crow - log 5
a crow gave me some matted fur with a side of bones and blood vessels on Monday. i left some peanuts in the same spot where it had dropped. the nuts were gone when i came home.
i'll give them the temporary name: Orzo. hopefully we'll see each other again.
a crow gave me some matted fur with a side of bones and blood vessels on Monday. i left some peanuts in the same spot where it had dropped. the nuts were gone when i came home.
i'll give them the temporary name: Orzo. hopefully we'll see each other again.
evil pancakes
October 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
evil pancakes
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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY SORRY FOR OUR DELAY WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A REAL DAY.
October 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY SORRY FOR OUR DELAY WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A REAL DAY.
to befriend a crow - log 4
finally got cayenne. gonna order nuts online, not even the natural grocery had them.
progress: sure, it’s there
finally got cayenne. gonna order nuts online, not even the natural grocery had them.
progress: sure, it’s there
October 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
to befriend a crow - log 4
finally got cayenne. gonna order nuts online, not even the natural grocery had them.
progress: sure, it’s there
finally got cayenne. gonna order nuts online, not even the natural grocery had them.
progress: sure, it’s there
to befriend a crow - log 3
knowledge a relationship: slowly developing
saw a crow circling my home and then perch on a power line. it looked at me and flew away.
progress: getting there 🙃
knowledge a relationship: slowly developing
saw a crow circling my home and then perch on a power line. it looked at me and flew away.
progress: getting there 🙃
October 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
to befriend a crow - log 3
knowledge a relationship: slowly developing
saw a crow circling my home and then perch on a power line. it looked at me and flew away.
progress: getting there 🙃
knowledge a relationship: slowly developing
saw a crow circling my home and then perch on a power line. it looked at me and flew away.
progress: getting there 🙃
to befriend a crow - log 2
knowledge and relationship: same
egg salad progress: trader joe’s conveniently out of cayenne
progress: none, thx joe
knowledge and relationship: same
egg salad progress: trader joe’s conveniently out of cayenne
progress: none, thx joe
October 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
to befriend a crow - log 2
knowledge and relationship: same
egg salad progress: trader joe’s conveniently out of cayenne
progress: none, thx joe
knowledge and relationship: same
egg salad progress: trader joe’s conveniently out of cayenne
progress: none, thx joe
to befriend a crow - log 1
knowledge: little
relationship: unknowing of each other
ideas: ”egg salad”
ingredients: peanuts and scrambled chicken eggs sprinkled & tossed in cayenne pepper
progress: near none
knowledge: little
relationship: unknowing of each other
ideas: ”egg salad”
ingredients: peanuts and scrambled chicken eggs sprinkled & tossed in cayenne pepper
progress: near none
October 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
to befriend a crow - log 1
knowledge: little
relationship: unknowing of each other
ideas: ”egg salad”
ingredients: peanuts and scrambled chicken eggs sprinkled & tossed in cayenne pepper
progress: near none
knowledge: little
relationship: unknowing of each other
ideas: ”egg salad”
ingredients: peanuts and scrambled chicken eggs sprinkled & tossed in cayenne pepper
progress: near none