Madrigal Bantham - Sarcastic Bard Extraordinaire
@madrigalbantham.bsky.social
🇨🇦 Educator. Historian and Climate Warrior. Tolkien Enthusiast. ADHD. Proud Single Dad. Fight Fascism. Knowledge destroys hate. 🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇯🇴 🌎Ally. D&D. Prog Rock. #ElbowsUp
Watching the leaves as they blew
Lost in the room with a view
Climb the walls
You did not know me at all
I fell through a hole in the floor
The audience cried out for more
Fadeaway
It's just another day
Lost in the room with a view
Climb the walls
You did not know me at all
I fell through a hole in the floor
The audience cried out for more
Fadeaway
It's just another day
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Watching the leaves as they blew
Lost in the room with a view
Climb the walls
You did not know me at all
I fell through a hole in the floor
The audience cried out for more
Fadeaway
It's just another day
Lost in the room with a view
Climb the walls
You did not know me at all
I fell through a hole in the floor
The audience cried out for more
Fadeaway
It's just another day
My ideal house. Great neighbours.
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
My ideal house. Great neighbours.
Did I just hear someone say “Pssst…Splort”?
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Did I just hear someone say “Pssst…Splort”?
Canada has had Mr Canoehead as a superhero for decades!
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Canada has had Mr Canoehead as a superhero for decades!
Sometimes you have to hide from the world. But cuteness never changes.
November 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Sometimes you have to hide from the world. But cuteness never changes.
Muffin will get your ankles.
November 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Muffin will get your ankles.
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Picture yourself
Sleeping on a plane
There's something ticking in the overhead
And inside your brains
There's bodies in the water
And bodies in your basement
If heaven's for clean people
It's vacant
Sleeping on a plane
There's something ticking in the overhead
And inside your brains
There's bodies in the water
And bodies in your basement
If heaven's for clean people
It's vacant
November 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Picture yourself
Sleeping on a plane
There's something ticking in the overhead
And inside your brains
There's bodies in the water
And bodies in your basement
If heaven's for clean people
It's vacant
Sleeping on a plane
There's something ticking in the overhead
And inside your brains
There's bodies in the water
And bodies in your basement
If heaven's for clean people
It's vacant
November 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Hmmmm…tough call.
November 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Hmmmm…tough call.
Just a few.
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Just a few.
November 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
November 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
November 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
November 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Kindness is so easy. We have way more than enough for everyone. Capitalism is the great evil. All for me, and none for thee.
November 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Kindness is so easy. We have way more than enough for everyone. Capitalism is the great evil. All for me, and none for thee.
Canada:
Suck it. Suck it long and suck it hard.
We aren’t your bitch Hassett.
Suck it. Suck it long and suck it hard.
We aren’t your bitch Hassett.
October 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Canada:
Suck it. Suck it long and suck it hard.
We aren’t your bitch Hassett.
Suck it. Suck it long and suck it hard.
We aren’t your bitch Hassett.
BREAKING: Pathetic orange man suffering from late stage dementia caught helicoptering his tiny mushroom for the Epsteinth time during talks in Asia.
October 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
BREAKING: Pathetic orange man suffering from late stage dementia caught helicoptering his tiny mushroom for the Epsteinth time during talks in Asia.
Canada:
October 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Canada:
October 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
On to the World Series!
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
On to the World Series!
To all my American friends and allies. Please keep yourselves safe tomorrow. Defend yourselves pool but promote no violence. Give them no reason to call it an insurrection. You are the power. Together you are unstoppable. NO KINGS!
October 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
To all my American friends and allies. Please keep yourselves safe tomorrow. Defend yourselves pool but promote no violence. Give them no reason to call it an insurrection. You are the power. Together you are unstoppable. NO KINGS!
October 17, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Born of the sea, Blink
The sea is dead
Falls out of me, these sockets in my head
Everyone's a captain baby, ship of fools
Drowning while they're telling you:
It's been alright
The sea is dead
Falls out of me, these sockets in my head
Everyone's a captain baby, ship of fools
Drowning while they're telling you:
It's been alright
October 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Born of the sea, Blink
The sea is dead
Falls out of me, these sockets in my head
Everyone's a captain baby, ship of fools
Drowning while they're telling you:
It's been alright
The sea is dead
Falls out of me, these sockets in my head
Everyone's a captain baby, ship of fools
Drowning while they're telling you:
It's been alright
October 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM