Dameyon.
@madpowerbomber.bsky.social
Just a nerd that writes elf-smut. Yes I have a real face, no I don't like posting it. It's a weird thing.
Side Quests & Halfling Tasks is the thing I write. It'll be posted somewhere some day.
NOTHING IS A SHOOT, EVERYTHING IS KAYFABE.
Side Quests & Halfling Tasks is the thing I write. It'll be posted somewhere some day.
NOTHING IS A SHOOT, EVERYTHING IS KAYFABE.
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Dameyon.
@madpowerbomber.bsky.social
· Nov 8
What's a Dameyon?
I write stuff, mostly elf-smut and horror. I play video games a lot. I love comics and Pro-Wrestling. I'm not a fan of toxicity nor negativity. And I think I'm funny. I like funny.
I write stuff, mostly elf-smut and horror. I play video games a lot. I love comics and Pro-Wrestling. I'm not a fan of toxicity nor negativity. And I think I'm funny. I like funny.
So splatterpunk was a horror literary movement in the late 1980s that died in the mid 1990s. So when i see people that say they write splatterpunk now days im like.... ehhhh no you dont. You write shocking horror sure, but it has no meaning. Splat had meaning.
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
So splatterpunk was a horror literary movement in the late 1980s that died in the mid 1990s. So when i see people that say they write splatterpunk now days im like.... ehhhh no you dont. You write shocking horror sure, but it has no meaning. Splat had meaning.
Kenny was bad. The Bucks were bad. Hangman did nothing wrong, but did burn a man's house down. Swerve is a baaaad man. Is this the new Elite?
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Kenny was bad. The Bucks were bad. Hangman did nothing wrong, but did burn a man's house down. Swerve is a baaaad man. Is this the new Elite?
I fell asleep during Dynamite. I suck.
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I fell asleep during Dynamite. I suck.
I think that Kyle and Take are gonna break away from the BALD Guy Family in the near future. Okada is gonna stay cuz he's obviously having too much fun being a heel.
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I think that Kyle and Take are gonna break away from the BALD Guy Family in the near future. Okada is gonna stay cuz he's obviously having too much fun being a heel.
The Bucks haven't fallen far enough, imo. I was hoping they'd end up with ring gear the equivalent of bag head Spider-Man.
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The Bucks haven't fallen far enough, imo. I was hoping they'd end up with ring gear the equivalent of bag head Spider-Man.
HBO Max works like a turd on t he Xboxo Sex edition.
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
HBO Max works like a turd on t he Xboxo Sex edition.
Having video issues.
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Having video issues.
Ahhh, fuckit. Gonna go plug the Xbox back in.
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Ahhh, fuckit. Gonna go plug the Xbox back in.
I am watching Hellraiser III while writing cuz im too lazy to reconnect the Xbox and watch the new Hellraiser boxed set I got. III is when it started to go down hill for me, though I really liked it when I was younger. IV isn't all that good either, and I refused to watch anything after that.
November 17, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I am watching Hellraiser III while writing cuz im too lazy to reconnect the Xbox and watch the new Hellraiser boxed set I got. III is when it started to go down hill for me, though I really liked it when I was younger. IV isn't all that good either, and I refused to watch anything after that.
Fuckin AEW, man. I dont think I've loved and adored another promotion in all of my time watching pro-wrestling- since 1982 - as much as I do AEW. Even with the missteps, the hiccups, the growing pains...
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Fuckin AEW, man. I dont think I've loved and adored another promotion in all of my time watching pro-wrestling- since 1982 - as much as I do AEW. Even with the missteps, the hiccups, the growing pains...
I was just gonna call Darby a psychomathic as a failed attempt to blend psychopath and masochist, but now I just keep thinking about people that are psychotic about math.
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I was just gonna call Darby a psychomathic as a failed attempt to blend psychopath and masochist, but now I just keep thinking about people that are psychotic about math.
Tk needs to re-sign Abadon. I love them.
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Tk needs to re-sign Abadon. I love them.
I was watching Predator the other night with CC / Subtitles on and it said that the predator clicking noises were called "whiskering".
Also, Optimus Prime -- Peter Cullen himself -- is responsible for said whiskering.
Also, you, too, can do the whiskering. Just gargle like you would with water.
Also, Optimus Prime -- Peter Cullen himself -- is responsible for said whiskering.
Also, you, too, can do the whiskering. Just gargle like you would with water.
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I was watching Predator the other night with CC / Subtitles on and it said that the predator clicking noises were called "whiskering".
Also, Optimus Prime -- Peter Cullen himself -- is responsible for said whiskering.
Also, you, too, can do the whiskering. Just gargle like you would with water.
Also, Optimus Prime -- Peter Cullen himself -- is responsible for said whiskering.
Also, you, too, can do the whiskering. Just gargle like you would with water.
Fuckin hell, Kyle! Thats two people that hit the Muta Scale tonight! Kyle and Skye!
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Fuckin hell, Kyle! Thats two people that hit the Muta Scale tonight! Kyle and Skye!
Pac out here looking like a carnival strongman.
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Pac out here looking like a carnival strongman.
The only negative aspect of the women's blood and guts match is that Nyla Rose was not in it.
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The only negative aspect of the women's blood and guts match is that Nyla Rose was not in it.
If the Deafh Riders are gonna turn on Moxley, im gonna need Marina Shafir to fire the first shot and obliterate him before anyone else does anything. She's been ride or die since the beginning of DR
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 AM
If the Deafh Riders are gonna turn on Moxley, im gonna need Marina Shafir to fire the first shot and obliterate him before anyone else does anything. She's been ride or die since the beginning of DR
I entirely stopped paying attention to Dynamite after the women's blood and guts match. Someone said it should have been the main event, and yep. 100% agree.
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I entirely stopped paying attention to Dynamite after the women's blood and guts match. Someone said it should have been the main event, and yep. 100% agree.
Just saw a TikTok by Jamie Madrox of Twizzzzztid. I follow Twiztid, of course, cuz I love Jamie and Paul. However, it didn't come across my fyp because of Twiztid themselves. Lemme 'splain.
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Just saw a TikTok by Jamie Madrox of Twizzzzztid. I follow Twiztid, of course, cuz I love Jamie and Paul. However, it didn't come across my fyp because of Twiztid themselves. Lemme 'splain.
I don't think Jericho is leaving AEW. I think he might be returning at Full Gear to help the Bucks against the post loss beat down by the Don Callis Family. Which would give us the most obnoxious version of the Elite ever.
Im prolly wrong tho. But that's be cooler than showing up in the RR.
Im prolly wrong tho. But that's be cooler than showing up in the RR.
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I don't think Jericho is leaving AEW. I think he might be returning at Full Gear to help the Bucks against the post loss beat down by the Don Callis Family. Which would give us the most obnoxious version of the Elite ever.
Im prolly wrong tho. But that's be cooler than showing up in the RR.
Im prolly wrong tho. But that's be cooler than showing up in the RR.
The Bucks cannot join the Cyrus Family!
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 AM
The Bucks cannot join the Cyrus Family!
Yeaaaaah, that was my favorite blood and guts match to date.
November 13, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Yeaaaaah, that was my favorite blood and guts match to date.
Toni hitting everyone with a pearl necklace. A little smut thrown in for good measure?
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Toni hitting everyone with a pearl necklace. A little smut thrown in for good measure?