I did not put my chili in the crockpot early enough and now I'm hungry... But freshly baked bread is ready to toast whenever that chili decides to get warm.

Realizing I truly did luck out with the world's most laidback old man cat. He just used it, no fuss.

Roommate's cats were confused (he has one brain cell) and terrified by the sorcery it held (I don't think she understand electricity or basic physics).

I have also confirmed this as "hey all you perverts" with a secondary source. Relatedly, might buy it tho...

Sometimes, the simple and almost child-like exercise of asking why will pull up some deeply unsavory roots to your whimsy. And that's okay. That's also a part of the answer. Don't try to hide or erase it.

I got these a few years ago to make it easier to ferry food up to my office. Not super deep but WIDE can fit the requisite marshmallows. Not sure how they are to drink out of honestly. Let my know if you want the Amazon link, but the alt text has the item description if you wanna track down similar.

Every day I see these kittens, I curse my decision not to move to LA.

I hate everything about this.

First of all, how dare you.