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Monster movies aren't the same as they used to be. People wanted to shag Dracula for the longest time, after all.
A werewolf with blood on its mouth climbs into a window and says to the female occupant of the house: "You shouldn't have left the window open. I'm going to kill you." He then pauses and looks about her room and sees books with titles like "Monsterfucker: The Series", then sees massive sex toys styled as monster penises. Werewolf: Oops, I think I made a mistake. I'm going home Female occupant (with a serious look on her face) as she stands in front of a heavily padlocked door: "No, you stay."
October 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Kenny Loggins?!? Yes, Kenny Loggins:
Cover of Kenny Loggins Hit album entitled "this is it". The theme is otherworldly and features a starscale in the background and a beach at night with a bearded Kenny centered looking out at you, the observer, while holding a ball of white light. That white boy is BAD, ya heard?!?
September 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Cheech Marin should do a reboot of "Born In East L.A.". Rewritten for these times, that could be a renewed classic🤔
The poster for Born in East L.A.. It is a 1987 American satirical comedy film written and directed by Cheech Marin in his feature film directorial debut, who also starred in the film. It co-stars Paul Rodriguez, Daniel Stern, Kamala Lopez, Jan-Michael Vincent, Lupe Ontiveros and Jason Scott Lee in his feature film debut. The film is based on his song of the same name, released as a 1985 single by Cheech & Chong. The film focuses on Rudy Robles, a Mexican-American from East Los Angeles who is mistaken for an undocumented migrant and deported.
September 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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😒 Y'all no better than a man...(I approve 👹)
Nelly Furtado, performing in concert, looking thiccer than Nigerian hair.
August 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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*ahem*
😎 One sip and you'll know.
Nestle BOOST very high calorie (530) nutritional drink.
August 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Clarence Thomas granting all the wishes of the same racists who'd see him hang:
A raccoon in a purple cape with stars on it, while stood on its hind legs holding a shiny stick with a hollow, flat star on the end. It's basically a magic coon, which is also the name Clarence's wife gave him.
August 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Lord, when I said I need a bad bitch, I should have specified in my prayers...
A classical European portrait of a black haired woman and her dog, who is looking up at her face as she is seated looking out from the portrait at the viewer with a book in her left hand and her right arm propped slightly higher up on a shelf. She is dressed very well in the clothes of her era, likely the 19th Century. In the image are the words: "One day you'll find someone that's obsessed with you. It's probably a dog. But it is what it is."
June 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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All my Chinese colleagues looking at America with pity like:
A popular meme which had Disney's Goofy looking at a girl and asking: "Damn, bitch, you live like this?" while looking at a sloppy apartment space with damaged furniture. The girl in question is drawn as Roxanne, the love interest of Goofy's son from the Goofy Movie
March 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Archie Comics' colorists were never afraid to take risks because what the fu-schnicken is going on HERE?!?
Archie Andrews is on a ladder hanging a sign at the entrance to a summer camp that says "Camp Mosquito". He is wearing purple jeans shorts and a purple shirt but over the purple shirt is a tank top with alternating black and white colored stripes of even sizes. He is also wearing bright yellow sneakers. He is coordinated but also chaotic.
March 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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The cover of MAD MAGAZINE from April 1971. It is an image of The White House as seen from beyond its metal fencing and a yellow sign is hung on it which reads: "THIS COUNTRY IS OUT OF ORDER". So basically nothing has changed.
The cover of MAD MAGAZINE from April 1971. It is an image of The White House as seen from beyond its metal fencing and a yellow sign is hung on it which reads: "THIS COUNTRY IS OUT OF ORDER". So basically nothing has changed.
March 7, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Dealing with fascist governments? The one time I will agree that yes, Italians do it better:
A scene from World War 2 where the Italians executed a Mussolini and strung him, his mistress and his associates up by their ankles. Mussolini's corpse in a coffin observed by multiple people, one of which is notably an Italian woman smiling like when the moon hits her eyes.
February 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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A screenshot of comments added to a thread where it begins with a person reminding us that DEI policies include women, religions and minorities, to which two more people add that it includes veterans and the disabled.
January 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Ruben, amigo..the last Portuguese manager to try to make it big in the Prem had unlimited Russian money and some of the best mercenaries that stolen oil company money could buy. THIS AINT IT!
An excerpt from the BBC Sport comments section. It reads: "Top of the league, unbeaten, loved by the fans, sunshine and warmth in Portugal. Ruben Amorim what have you done."
December 30, 2024 at 8:37 PM
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Sad. We don't get Stick-Figure Scissor Sisters on TV here in The States. Yet another sign of this nation's stupidity 😓
A Stick-Figure drawing of two women...bumping uglies. I'm guessing it's two lesbians "scissoring" or it could be nude gymnastics 🤔. Your mileage may vary.
December 17, 2024 at 6:05 AM
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I swear HRT is fecking magic🤔. It reminds me of a brief graphic novel series called "The Beauty"
A blue-haired young White woman in a yellow, short-skirted dress with black accents, stands before a background of flowers. Her skin looks pale and lined with cracks like in an egg shell and her eyes and mouth are black and hollow as if she burned from inside out.
November 28, 2024 at 10:23 PM
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I knew America was on a downward spiral once they stopped making Reese's Crispy Crunchy bars readily available 😒
Reese's Crispy Crunchy bars. It's basically what Jesus would've had for dessert at The Last Supper. Chocolatey goodness with peanuts and a crunch reminiscent of Butterfinger but it makes Butterfinger seem like garbage. I tried this thing once and have not known peace since. It's glorious. Doubt me and you live your life diminished.
November 18, 2024 at 11:24 PM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #157,420! JUUUUST made it. The elder bit makes sense; matches the beard 👴🏿
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #157,420, T'Chillin, lazier cousin of T'Challa ‪@madnuhrah.bsky.social‬, joined on Jun 25, 2023"
September 30, 2024 at 2:19 AM
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My friend joked that I've been browsing smut and video-game posts and I simply agreed with them because it makes more sense than the truth, which is that I've been looking at pictures of a baby pygmy hippo named "bouncing pork"
September 25, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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One of these was taken in July this year, the other from August past. Retailers don't even let your suntan fade before they bring out the end of year garbage😓
A ghoulish sailor holding a ship's steering wheel and a scary deep-sea diver wearing a century-old style diving suit with large helmet. They are Halloween decorations for sale as of July this year. Varied scary and whimsical Halloween decorations. In the forefront and the largest is a scarecrow holding a scythe with his ribs showing. Just in front and below him is a grim reaper playing a guitar, another skeleton in a red robe and a frightful circus clown in striped pants and a spotted shirt. In the shelves behind them are child-friendly inflatable lawn decorations themed from popular cartoons with Halloween styles.
August 7, 2024 at 11:34 PM
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MAGAts: "We're sick and tired of everybody shoving their woke views on us!"

Also MAGAts:
A blue Dodge pick-up truck with a large flag on the back stating some idiot's desire to see the orange bastard back in office this year, and that doing so will "take America back".
June 10, 2024 at 2:06 PM
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This cereal is so obscure I feel like I was one of a few hundred that tried it, liked it and now miss it, in a nation of multi-millions.
Kellog's Kenmei Rice Bran cereal, now long, LONG since discontinued.
June 5, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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The algorithm over here is working just fine:
A screen shot of a bluesky user saying today, the day the orange bastard was found guilty of all 34 counts, is a hard one for prison abolitionists and it's in my feed just above a post sharing an article The Onion wrote about a woman taking a short 30 min. break from being a prison abolitionist to enjoy the verdict.
May 30, 2024 at 10:52 PM
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Don Martin had such a fun way with writing sound-effects for his art:
A military execution is depicted where a leader orders the squad to fire. The next panel has the nonsense word: "GASHPLUTZGA" with a scene of a the leader's hat, shoes and saber flying from sudden impact of a massive flow of liquid. The final, third panel has the condemned man still standing and alive while the leader is a soaked mess and literally head over heels in the background. In the foreground right are the firing squad all looking to their left at an angry fireman holding a dripping water hose saying: "okay, who yelled fire?"
May 21, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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A blushing white male is looking up and out beyond the viewer at something unseen that has him in its shadow. Above him is the old Xbox 360 achievements symbol that says: "Achievement unlocked 69G - New Kink"
April 9, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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I once bought stuff like this at a CVS and the clerk couldn't help but giggle. I looked him right in the face and laughed along as he surrendered with a departing "Have fun!"....FUN?!? Baby, it'll blow your mind 😎
Zapp Brannigan and Fry from an episode of Futurama (Amazon Women in the Mood [S03E05]) where Fry says he'd like to experience sex with the giant Amazon women, which they refer to as "Snu-Snu", and Zapp remarks: "Baby, it'll blow your mind"
February 21, 2024 at 4:58 PM