Carl Allen
@madmanmarz.bsky.social
I shall perfect my own race of people...a race of atomic supermen that will conquer the world!
Baker is the worst. Being an average quarterback and talking shit like you’re Tom Brady doesn’t make you many friends. And to be honest I still think he’s a bitch for doing dirt in college and leaving his girlfriend behind to get arrested.
January 21, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Baker is the worst. Being an average quarterback and talking shit like you’re Tom Brady doesn’t make you many friends. And to be honest I still think he’s a bitch for doing dirt in college and leaving his girlfriend behind to get arrested.
Thank you for doing what no one else on ESPN does, be a fucking human being.
January 7, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Thank you for doing what no one else on ESPN does, be a fucking human being.
I’m a big fan of you and Ryan Clarke but have to move on from @espn. It’s literally become the Fox News of sports giving Trump free air time with no fact checks or integrity in site.
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I’m a big fan of you and Ryan Clarke but have to move on from @espn. It’s literally become the Fox News of sports giving Trump free air time with no fact checks or integrity in site.
It’s bad but not as bad as those Stephen A solitaire ads you did today.
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
It’s bad but not as bad as those Stephen A solitaire ads you did today.
No I don’t but they all have severe issues. Do you really think Samsung, and Google aren’t benefiting from cheap labor? 🙄
November 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
No I don’t but they all have severe issues. Do you really think Samsung, and Google aren’t benefiting from cheap labor? 🙄
What I’m saying. All tech companies are kissing Trump’s ass now because it’s impossible to do business if you don’t. He threatened massive tariffs on Apple products earlier this year so Tim Cook kissed the ring to stay in business. Spotify’s owner is MAGA and actually believes not just placating.
November 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
What I’m saying. All tech companies are kissing Trump’s ass now because it’s impossible to do business if you don’t. He threatened massive tariffs on Apple products earlier this year so Tim Cook kissed the ring to stay in business. Spotify’s owner is MAGA and actually believes not just placating.
So what are you using for a phone?
November 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
So what are you using for a phone?
If you’re talking about quality you’re absolutely wrong. Sound quality is considerably better on Apple Music.
November 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
If you’re talking about quality you’re absolutely wrong. Sound quality is considerably better on Apple Music.
I wouldn’t say that but he’s definitely complicit.
November 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I wouldn’t say that but he’s definitely complicit.
Apple Music is better. 🤷♂️
November 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Apple Music is better. 🤷♂️
The Washington Post is a big reason why the Trump administration think they can get away with this.
October 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The Washington Post is a big reason why the Trump administration think they can get away with this.
The Washing Post can fuck all the way off. They are nothing but a pro Trump rag that is destine to go down in history for selling out democracy and the beliefs of its founders.
October 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The Washing Post can fuck all the way off. They are nothing but a pro Trump rag that is destine to go down in history for selling out democracy and the beliefs of its founders.
I think the fatigue for found footage films some people were having has faded and the world is ready for another Found Footage 3D. Such a great, underrated film.
September 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I think the fatigue for found footage films some people were having has faded and the world is ready for another Found Footage 3D. Such a great, underrated film.
Big Trouble in Little China?
September 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Big Trouble in Little China?
The first Becky I had a theory. Becky was intrigued or sympathetic to the Nazi movement indicated by her attitude and actions during the film. Some of the biggest were her attitude towards her new dad’s girlfriend/son, the look on her face at the end of the film, but Becky 2 proved me wrong 😂.
September 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The first Becky I had a theory. Becky was intrigued or sympathetic to the Nazi movement indicated by her attitude and actions during the film. Some of the biggest were her attitude towards her new dad’s girlfriend/son, the look on her face at the end of the film, but Becky 2 proved me wrong 😂.
Love that movie. 😂
September 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Love that movie. 😂
Best take I’ve seen this year.
August 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Best take I’ve seen this year.
I think this year has been a real struggle for a lot of good, sane people. Today I’ve made myself feel better by having a In Search of Darkness marathon. They take me back to the days of watching Terror in the Aisles on HBO. If it helps your work has a positive effect on the lives of others.
August 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I think this year has been a real struggle for a lot of good, sane people. Today I’ve made myself feel better by having a In Search of Darkness marathon. They take me back to the days of watching Terror in the Aisles on HBO. If it helps your work has a positive effect on the lives of others.