November 2025: I got stung by something AGAIN to the point where my hand swells up on one side and the redness tracks down my arm, causing some concern from my colleagues. Luckily it went away without treatment! My dog also bit me on the nose. Who knows what the next few weeks will bring?

November 2024: This isn't an injury, but one of my first days in my new job I got flicked in the eye by a kidney stent being removed from a patient.

November 2023: I knock my head on my TV stand and get a cut. Later in the month I bang my head so hard on a doorframe at work I get an actual bump.

November 2022: I get a shock trying to replace the fuse for the light in the kitchen. Very minor but it still happened!!

November 2021: My then-baby nephew hits me on the head with a hoover pole

November 2020: On the first day of the month, I get stung multiple times after accidentally disturbing a wasp's nest. A week later I realised my new daith piercing was infected. A week after that I came off my bike on to the footpath! Luckily the last week the curse was broken.

November 2019: Get struck down with a flu so bad I can't get out of bed, I haven't been that sick since I was a child (I was 23 at that time)