Madjoeker
@madjoeker.bsky.social
He/Himma | ✨Gay panic✨ | Privy to Alyssa’s Secret™️| Not a goose | 26 | smooth brain no ridges or lumps valleys or bumps | hasn’t had an original thought since 1997
Lie, loot, loiter
live, laugh, lich
Live, laugh, lurk
October 4, 2023 at 10:59 AM
Lie, loot, loiter
Live, laugh, lurk
live, laugh, leopards
Live, laugh, levitate
October 4, 2023 at 10:42 AM
Live, laugh, lurk
My favourite past time is being clinically delulu
September 26, 2023 at 4:25 PM
My favourite past time is being clinically delulu
Me: I’m actually very tall for my age
Also me: is 26 and of average height
Also me: is 26 and of average height
September 26, 2023 at 4:23 PM
Me: I’m actually very tall for my age
Also me: is 26 and of average height
Also me: is 26 and of average height
I would give my last left testicle for Patrick Rothfuss to finish The Kingkiller Chronicle
September 26, 2023 at 11:05 AM
I would give my last left testicle for Patrick Rothfuss to finish The Kingkiller Chronicle
Don’t trust short guys named Joe - Me (a tall guy named Joe)
September 26, 2023 at 11:00 AM
Don’t trust short guys named Joe - Me (a tall guy named Joe)
Travis Kelce is everyone’s boyfriend now
September 26, 2023 at 10:59 AM
Travis Kelce is everyone’s boyfriend now
I havn’t had an original thought since I was removed from the womb
September 26, 2023 at 10:46 AM
I havn’t had an original thought since I was removed from the womb
My brain is due for another factory reset
September 26, 2023 at 10:46 AM
My brain is due for another factory reset