happy caturday from this front facing sploot

so many things suck of course about the state of hollywood in the clutches of final stage capitalism.

today’s woe is every biopic about a white dude in the 80s who started a food product (a running theme in and of itself a sign of the above) when people like Alice H. Parker existed

oh my GOD BRO MOOOVE

my friends just said “i do” and i immediately pulled the chart. honestly WOW. i don’t even think they elected this on purpose. i just think it’s so beautiful

been sexting and nothing more with a younger man who enjoys a long tease as much as i do these last few weeks, but now it’s gotten to the point where i wake up shakily unwell

i don’t know where all you new followers came from, but hello! i can’t say i post about any one particular thing, but i can with 100% certainty assure you that i am hot and smart and funny and right about most things

No cheating. Post the last photo of your pet.

that’s alley cat on the left (whose 11th bday is today!!) and leo on the right

i woke up hungrier than normal this morning. behold my wealth (not pictured is the first cup of coffee for the day and the maple syrup going on those hotcakes)

post a picture of you that’s not actually a picture of you

this is 33

LMFAOOOOO this feels so on the nose

Happy exact venus return day to meeeeeee. here is a reminder that i’m hot (bc i criminally have not taken many pics of me at 32)

If you see this, post a beach from your gallery

all i did this summer was bartend basically lol

let’s get to know each other over on this corner of the internet, quote with a selfie and the lord of your ascendant!

saturn in aquarius 12H 🪐🤪🤖

LET’S GOOOOOO

“let’s get this show on the rooooad,” they say knowing full well pluto’s staying in their 12H

like it has since 2021

and it shall til 2040

finally making my way over here!