Being an adult is a scam. Reject modernity, embrace unhinged goblin energy.

But, God forbid I sit idle at work. Where I'm pretty much already done with anything that needs to happen today.

But, yeah. For sure, this is the right and responsible way to run the world. Where you're not allowed to DO anything about the problem.

I mean, it's not like there's nothing to DO. The world is ACTIVELY on fire. But, I'm in the office, and that's all I'm allowed to do if I want to eat this week. So . . .

If you figure it out, let me know.

I actually just started this! It's SO good!