Mike
@madhighmoody.bsky.social
31 from Los Angeles
He/Him
Bookworm | Stoner | TV/Media Buff | Intel Seeker (☕)
Born in the Midwest but raised in SoCal, so I can be both an asshole or your Mr. Rogers; depends on how we interact.
He/Him
Bookworm | Stoner | TV/Media Buff | Intel Seeker (☕)
Born in the Midwest but raised in SoCal, so I can be both an asshole or your Mr. Rogers; depends on how we interact.
I'm so annoyed with my job that I've considered just changing my phone number and running away.
April 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I'm so annoyed with my job that I've considered just changing my phone number and running away.
Every choice I've made as an adult has apparently been the incorrect ones.
March 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Every choice I've made as an adult has apparently been the incorrect ones.
My manager doesn't even know where I am half the time anymore
March 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
My manager doesn't even know where I am half the time anymore
Ugh my work wife transferred 3 weeks ago and I didn't even fucking know because I was on vacation. 😭
February 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Ugh my work wife transferred 3 weeks ago and I didn't even fucking know because I was on vacation. 😭
First term was like the Bluth family hiding their fraud and embezzlement and the current term is like the Bluth family promoting George Michael's FakeBlock scheme.
February 13, 2025 at 6:20 AM
First term was like the Bluth family hiding their fraud and embezzlement and the current term is like the Bluth family promoting George Michael's FakeBlock scheme.
End of last year someone as an insult told me to go read a book... Since the beginning of this year I've completed 9. I realize in my 30s my biggest motivation is just to shut people up by defying their preconceptions
February 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
End of last year someone as an insult told me to go read a book... Since the beginning of this year I've completed 9. I realize in my 30s my biggest motivation is just to shut people up by defying their preconceptions
We are quite literally being governed by the exact personalities of Michael Scott, Dwight Shrute, and Andy Bernard. Let that sit for a moment.
February 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM
We are quite literally being governed by the exact personalities of Michael Scott, Dwight Shrute, and Andy Bernard. Let that sit for a moment.
Elon has quite a punchable looking face
February 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Elon has quite a punchable looking face
Yesterday I was called "mustache" at work and I am now in the middle of an existential crisis
February 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Yesterday I was called "mustache" at work and I am now in the middle of an existential crisis
Everyone keeps telling me that I should enjoy my 30s. I'm trying so hard but I am also so 🫥
February 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Everyone keeps telling me that I should enjoy my 30s. I'm trying so hard but I am also so 🫥
What is the point of life if the government is a fucking joke?
February 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
What is the point of life if the government is a fucking joke?
I just spent an hour scrolling through emails and messages to look for one event ticket/date. If I show up to your things just know you're very special because my life is so disorganized that I could've forgotten altogether.
February 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I just spent an hour scrolling through emails and messages to look for one event ticket/date. If I show up to your things just know you're very special because my life is so disorganized that I could've forgotten altogether.
I want out of this timeline so bad.
February 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I want out of this timeline so bad.
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Basically, all of Kash Patel's hearing was like this:
Dem Sen: You said on the "Tightest Whitie Podcast," quote, 'I'm going to use the FBI to hunt down Trump's enemies, period, full stop, it's as simple as that, no more, no less." Is that your intent?
Patel: That was taken out of context.
Dem Sen: You said on the "Tightest Whitie Podcast," quote, 'I'm going to use the FBI to hunt down Trump's enemies, period, full stop, it's as simple as that, no more, no less." Is that your intent?
Patel: That was taken out of context.
January 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Basically, all of Kash Patel's hearing was like this:
Dem Sen: You said on the "Tightest Whitie Podcast," quote, 'I'm going to use the FBI to hunt down Trump's enemies, period, full stop, it's as simple as that, no more, no less." Is that your intent?
Patel: That was taken out of context.
Dem Sen: You said on the "Tightest Whitie Podcast," quote, 'I'm going to use the FBI to hunt down Trump's enemies, period, full stop, it's as simple as that, no more, no less." Is that your intent?
Patel: That was taken out of context.
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This is a hostile takeover of the federal government by a private citizen of unlimited means with no restrictions and no transparency. Welcome to the Deep State www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
Exclusive: Musk aides lock government workers out of computer systems at US agency, sources say
Aides to Elon Musk charged with running the U.S. government human resources agency have locked career civil servants out of computer systems that contain the personal data of millions of federal employees, according to two agency officials.
www.reuters.com
January 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This is a hostile takeover of the federal government by a private citizen of unlimited means with no restrictions and no transparency. Welcome to the Deep State www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
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This face says “lord give me strength” 😂
January 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This face says “lord give me strength” 😂
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Over on the other site Elon Musk said that DOGE stopped $50M of condoms from being delivered to Gaza which Trump the repeated several times but it turns out that was the number for all contraceptive support from USAID everywhere on Earth, of which none went to Palestinians.
January 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Over on the other site Elon Musk said that DOGE stopped $50M of condoms from being delivered to Gaza which Trump the repeated several times but it turns out that was the number for all contraceptive support from USAID everywhere on Earth, of which none went to Palestinians.
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i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country
January 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country
Everytime I am "back" from vacation it takes me 4 hours to do anything with my computer or workspace because it all got bricked from not getting updates for 3 weeks. 🫥
January 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Everytime I am "back" from vacation it takes me 4 hours to do anything with my computer or workspace because it all got bricked from not getting updates for 3 weeks. 🫥
Year 30 was absolutely a nightmare with 0 redeeming moments.
December 22, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Year 30 was absolutely a nightmare with 0 redeeming moments.
Since I don't have many irl people on here I think it's safe to say that I am once again spiralling.
December 17, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Since I don't have many irl people on here I think it's safe to say that I am once again spiralling.
Dawn needs to advertise that the dawn power wash spray does wonders for your bong. Just saying
December 16, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Dawn needs to advertise that the dawn power wash spray does wonders for your bong. Just saying
Sometimes, I can't believe that I wake up early just to have my day ruined by some illiterate sewer rat with a hot take on the current political environment.
December 14, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Sometimes, I can't believe that I wake up early just to have my day ruined by some illiterate sewer rat with a hot take on the current political environment.
I actually haven't had a full shift since quitting tobacco and this is the first time I've taken a lunch in forever. I don't know what to do with my hands!
December 3, 2024 at 9:43 PM
I actually haven't had a full shift since quitting tobacco and this is the first time I've taken a lunch in forever. I don't know what to do with my hands!
I just need a week where m*sk isn't in a headline. I am so tired of seeing that dork's face.
December 3, 2024 at 5:32 PM
I just need a week where m*sk isn't in a headline. I am so tired of seeing that dork's face.