Omfg, I'm thinking about her being an actual dude in a wig now. Her name isn't karoline leavitt, it's "Kevin Leaving". The guy he's married to is secretly gay. As far as those "breasts" are concerned, that's toilet paper stuffed into a bra. Hope this makes you feel better about Friday 😄

I was gonna say, if those symbols still fell under "potentially divisive" then they shouldn't say shit if I were to show up with a picture of black Jesus pointing the middle finger at the constitution. So much for the American dream...... bastards

He wasn't welcome to McCain's funeral either. If he doesn't get invited to another high class funeral, he gets a free cup of air

Skeletor

The Saudis own like half of the US now. And now they have control of gold, trump has to be extra nice to them because he has his stupid golf thing

Why didn't you ask if he fucked a couch. Then we'd have definitive confirmation

Last I heard, tencent was interested in buying it

Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

His hair definitely melted when he heard he got pardoned

He's also a bargain bin Steven Colbert look alike

Don't forget musk is also a Nazi supporter who somehow has an immunity to pepper spray (hence why you must punch him in the face to get him away from you), and he's really fat

Now all we need is Mitch McConnell to freeze up again and we have all the colors of the rainbow

Will you be one with a tired face? :P

All that needs to be done is the sandwich guy to write a book, "the footlong of freedom" by Sean Dunn

If they mean we lead AI in racism, then yeah, grok has you covered

Glad he won but not surprised. I'm more impressed with the other wins democrats won around the country