There’s almost nothing as unsettling as walking down an escalator that is not in motion.

If I had a nickel for every time I lost a rental car in a parking garage…

Why does the east Broadway subway station smell like a tanning bed? 2007 me knows exactly what that smells like.

The inscrutable urge to drink more coffee than is prudent

This would have all been a lot easier if I wasn’t so worried about the stupid humans.

studying music with a nonalcoholic beer in a quiet lesbian bar is a true brooklyn pleasure

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