it really is you and your emotional support water bottle at the end of the day. over here GRIPPING my owala rn

on another note i made an AMAZING cup of coffee today so that’s a little win

the world is quite literally crashing and burning around us. the millennials got something right with that fucking “this is fine” dog

when i slip and crack my ass on this ice everyone please laugh. i’m talking full cartoon right on my back type of slip. there is no other way

idk who owns the pillsbury company but they did their big one with the holiday cookies (make them available all the time for all holidays silly billies)

also if anyone wants to be friends on finch lmk!! marty and i wanna meet more people

today is a good day to have a good day

nonsensical thought of the day: dragons should exist. modern day science could make it happen i’m sure of it