You too, huh?

I hope this implies that there are other country songs about reincarnation and spaceships?

I’ve got a wellness farm.

It’s my favorite dish, tbh. I’ll eat 4-5 crowns worth if no one stops me.

Can I suggest the use of the breaking wheel before that bit of decor?

Can y'all stop getting turned away by rent-a-cops? Our country is actively being DISMANTLED behind this security guard who has no authority to stop your entry. You're not teenagers trying to sneak into a movie theater, you're SENATORS. FFS.

I’m so tired of dealing with people who galvanize idiots with the threats of “including everybody” and “keeping our planet livable for us and future generations.” The absolute dregs of humanity.

Actual quote by Shedletsky:

“He— hey guys! Guys, hey! I’m Silicon Valley too! Haha, look at me, I’m a big tech guy wearing big tech guy pants! They’re light khaki and the pee pee stain from earlier has almost dried! Haha, I’m going to run the world.”

It’s true, I made sure to fact check like MSM.

That’s what is maddening about this. I feel like everyone had lost their mind. He’s the president, not the king. You can literally tell him to go fuck himself if he makes an illegal request. Dig your heels in a bit, ya bunch of fucking feckless pansies.

People need to wake up to this. Relying on elections in 2028 is foolish. It’s been only a couple of weeks—we can’t sustain two full years of this.

I despise our car-dependent culture and despair every day I have to operate in it. My city is notoriously bad on public transit as well.

It would be lovely if at least some of these organizations just said “nah, we got actual stuff to do.”

A counter-dolt: cool, being the minority leader doesn’t mean he shouldn’t be pulling out all the stops right now. “The senate needs to do something” is a useless sentiment to express here. It doesn’t give us any impression of any action he is taking. It’s something one of us on the ground would say.