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madelf.bsky.social
a⋆very⋆mad⋆elf
@madelf.bsky.social
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30ish. gay. disabled. "pagan." deadn't inside.
attempting the hell to communicate 🖖🏻🐳
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madelf.bsky.social
if you see this, quote post with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers
Cephalobot from Animal Crossing (a robot octopus)
July 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
madelf.bsky.social
been too lazy to go through my followers since I made this account, and finally decided to clean it out while waiting on a date

went from 223 to 44 💀
A screenshot of the grandpa character from the movie "The Lost Boys" from when he says "One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach; all the damn vampires," except I changed it to: "One thing about living in Bluesky I never could stomach; all the damn bot accounts."
July 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
madelf.bsky.social
If you see this I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
a Furby staring into a lit candle with the caption: "I am but a conduit for nonsense"
May 18, 2025 at 5:50 AM
madelf.bsky.social
Whoever did this in the new Black Mirror...I see you 🫵🏻
A man is welding or something (idk construction) and next to him on a bench, there's a piece of metal that looks fairly phallic, and there's a piece of plastic placed over it in a way that looks very condom-like.
April 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
madelf.bsky.social
HOA HOA INTENSIFIES 😭
a screenshot about my Twilight meme culture post being reposted by an HOA complaint account with heavy blue filtering mimicking Twilight editing
April 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
madelf.bsky.social
my 2025 Twilight meme culture resurgence thoughts
a screenshot of my thoughts about current Twilight meme culture that reads: There's been a resurgence of Twilight memes in the last several months, and it's got the vibes of "Team Edward vs Team Jacob" of the olden days, except this time the different camps of people who are diehard fans of specific memes aren't at each other's throats like Team Edward and Team Jacob were. Team "Where the Hell Have You Been Loca" and Team "Hoa Hoa Hoa Hoa Hoa" are just holding hands and skipping through the baseball fields. Like, people are getting so passionate about it but there's no animosity anymore, it's kind of become a niche comfort for me lately, haha. It's such a chill and friendly community
April 2, 2025 at 5:44 AM
madelf.bsky.social
Case in point:
a screenshot of one of my past posts, saying: "that thing where women say 'men take acid once and have these "earth-shattering revelations" that I had by myself when I was 8' but it's systems reading all the singlets' Severance posts about 'imagine what it would be like if parts of you existed to do one thing and didn't remember each other'" [Severance Season 2 finale -- warning spoilers ahead] a screenshot of someone's post that says: "That camcorder scene hits different when you think about talking to your past self. How defiant would you be? March 2005 I was at war in Iraq, March 2025 I'm in LA. Would that 18 year old listen to me now? Could I talk to that kid from the man I am now due to trauma & PTSD?" and a reply to it saying: "Oh dang! 2005 me was not nearly as jaded but also not nearly as repaired. What would I say (both of me)?" The accounts are mikeyrockslang and cinerina.
March 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
madelf.bsky.social
this trans meme, but it's about dissociation and Severance
A meme with two pictures and text. On the left, a classic painting of philosophers in discussion, the caption above it reading: "Talking about gender with trans people." On the right, a photograph of a woman holding a toy in front of a baby, the caption above it reading: "Talking about gender with cis people." A meme with two pictures and text. On the left, a classic painting of philosophers in discussion, the caption above it reading: "Talking about Severance with people who have dissociative disorders." On the right, a photograph of a woman holding a toy in front of a baby, the caption above it reading: "Talking about Severance with singlets."
March 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
madelf.bsky.social
animated Star Trek watch party with the bestie, no context
Screenshot of conversation. Me: "my dear friend Spock...and definitely nothing more, certainly no homo" Friend: "✨🌈friends🌈✨" Me: "✨👉roommates👌✨" Screenshot of conversation. Friend: "Kirk and Spock get deep into crack" Me: "LMAO" Screenshot of conversation. Friend: "As they gathered edibles. lol" Me: "me when I get my student loans"
March 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
madelf.bsky.social
Tarot wall came together nicely. Can't wait to see it in action.
A photo taken from a side view of tarot cards attached to a hallway with a rounded corner. The major arcana runs horizontally across the hall like a timeline, split in the middle by a circular grouping of cards (next photo). On the rounded corner, four pillars of cards — the minor arcana — are running down the wall, as well. The circle of cards is made of the court cards and aces. Wands above, Swords below, Cups to the east, and Pentacles to the Weast. Their corresponding court cards are fanned outside at a slight curve, creating a circle around the four aces in the middle, like a compass.
February 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
madelf.bsky.social
This is my new favorite bit and I plan on doing this for the rest of my life until I die.
a screenshot of a tweet from lukelukeluke that reads: I reply "hell yeah" to a lot of mushroom photos because when I see a picture of a mushroom a little voice in my head goes "hell yeah" and then I type that and hit send
February 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
madelf.bsky.social
it probably goes something like this
November 19, 2024 at 7:04 PM