Can’t count. 4 years.

As of 7:06 yesterday morning, 8 years.

Beat you! 🤣

Unfortunately I will be in the dentist’s chair at that time. I will catch up on ABC Listen.

You then need to spend several hours researching which cup (US or Imperial) and how many grams it contains. I have modernised and standardised several of my favourite old recipes, by testing the results

Orthodontist 1: you need major treatment, including jaw surgery. $15,000.

Orthodontist 2: you have a perfect bite. Braces will destabilise everything. $200.

At least you know when you need a root canal.

Go on vacation to Mexico or Canada and get the children vaccinated there. Maybe the east and west coast health coalitions can help.

Not sure that less bad is a good aspiration

Comes to us all but still very sad. My condolences to his family and friends.

I used to teach internet safety to teens.

Rule 1. Things on the internet are there forever. They never go away. Not the compromising photo. Not the nasty comment.

Rule 2. Be kind or at least circumspect.

Happy to run classes for MPs and party advisers.

Congratulations 🥂 💕🥂

Strangest sensation ever. Itchy AF on the surface and very painful underneath. Two completely different types of pain.

Our current pair are named for 2 of the muses. My offspring was studying classics at the time, the names suit their personalities. They named the previous one too. It really didn't suit him, but the Kid was 8, and the kitten's personality took a few weeks to emerge.

Always send in a woman to clean up the mess.