Madelaine Hanson
@madelainehanson.bsky.social
Aspiring dictator and monarch.
The greatest artist, writer, and composer in a 10m radius.
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The greatest artist, writer, and composer in a 10m radius.
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A Giftless Man
Oswald Penchard has no talent. But she does
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“Tell me,” he said, “how many men have kissed those exquisitely talented hands of yours?” He pulled her reluctant fist up to his mouth, and planted a slobbering kiss on the back of her hand. Well, he would have done, if his dentures hadn’t slipped.
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A beautiful baby
May 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
A beautiful baby
It's my birthday soon! Arrange the parades
February 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
It's my birthday soon! Arrange the parades
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Turner’s watercolour of Edinburgh from Holyrood Park is on loan from Dublin this month at the National Gallery of Scotland.
Here it is with my own view 3 days ago,
Here it is with my own view 3 days ago,
January 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Turner’s watercolour of Edinburgh from Holyrood Park is on loan from Dublin this month at the National Gallery of Scotland.
Here it is with my own view 3 days ago,
Here it is with my own view 3 days ago,
There's a song from the 1930s called Embrace The Fascists:
If they should call for hate or violence
just let them talk it is their right
Keep your protestations silent
You wouldn't want to start a fight
For fighting is what they do best
Embrace the fascists & you'll be blessed
If they should call for hate or violence
just let them talk it is their right
Keep your protestations silent
You wouldn't want to start a fight
For fighting is what they do best
Embrace the fascists & you'll be blessed
January 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
There's a song from the 1930s called Embrace The Fascists:
If they should call for hate or violence
just let them talk it is their right
Keep your protestations silent
You wouldn't want to start a fight
For fighting is what they do best
Embrace the fascists & you'll be blessed
If they should call for hate or violence
just let them talk it is their right
Keep your protestations silent
You wouldn't want to start a fight
For fighting is what they do best
Embrace the fascists & you'll be blessed
Can I just say how incredibly grateful I am that you have all been so kind and supportive over the last few days? I honestly am lost for words. In a world of darkness and evil, you really have made it all bearable. You give me hope. You are the good guys.
January 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Can I just say how incredibly grateful I am that you have all been so kind and supportive over the last few days? I honestly am lost for words. In a world of darkness and evil, you really have made it all bearable. You give me hope. You are the good guys.
I am benevolent, so I'm putting my work here for free.
Short story for you all (I'm doing an anthology)🧵
Short story for you all (I'm doing an anthology)🧵
December 30, 2024 at 12:47 AM
I am benevolent, so I'm putting my work here for free.
Short story for you all (I'm doing an anthology)🧵
Short story for you all (I'm doing an anthology)🧵
“Tell me,” he said, “how many men have kissed those exquisitely talented hands of yours?” He pulled her reluctant fist up to his mouth, and planted a slobbering kiss on the back of her hand. Well, he would have done, if his dentures hadn’t slipped.
madelainehanson.medium.com/a-giftless-m...
madelainehanson.medium.com/a-giftless-m...
A Giftless Man
Oswald Penchard has no talent. But she does
madelainehanson.medium.com
December 29, 2024 at 11:54 PM
“Tell me,” he said, “how many men have kissed those exquisitely talented hands of yours?” He pulled her reluctant fist up to his mouth, and planted a slobbering kiss on the back of her hand. Well, he would have done, if his dentures hadn’t slipped.
madelainehanson.medium.com/a-giftless-m...
madelainehanson.medium.com/a-giftless-m...
Easy ways to get rich quick:
Husband + killer bees + sugar facemask
Husband + skiing + angry bear
Husband + yacht + territorial shark
Husband + angry bear + territorial shark
Husband + cliff + designer concrete shoes
Husband + flying lessons + new glasses
Husband + killer bees + sugar facemask
Husband + skiing + angry bear
Husband + yacht + territorial shark
Husband + angry bear + territorial shark
Husband + cliff + designer concrete shoes
Husband + flying lessons + new glasses
December 20, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Easy ways to get rich quick:
Husband + killer bees + sugar facemask
Husband + skiing + angry bear
Husband + yacht + territorial shark
Husband + angry bear + territorial shark
Husband + cliff + designer concrete shoes
Husband + flying lessons + new glasses
Husband + killer bees + sugar facemask
Husband + skiing + angry bear
Husband + yacht + territorial shark
Husband + angry bear + territorial shark
Husband + cliff + designer concrete shoes
Husband + flying lessons + new glasses
Reposted by Madelaine Hanson
No one should be dying because they can't afford healthcare, everyone who pays health insurance should be guaranteed a pay out for what can be reasonably expected, all males should be taught consent in the UK, and misogynistic terrorism should be taken as seriously as Islamic terrorism
Since manifestos can be short as hell now, what's yours in 300 characters or less?
December 13, 2024 at 9:17 PM
No one should be dying because they can't afford healthcare, everyone who pays health insurance should be guaranteed a pay out for what can be reasonably expected, all males should be taught consent in the UK, and misogynistic terrorism should be taken as seriously as Islamic terrorism
Health Insurance
Your working days are long since done
Your hands too old to fire our guns
Too old to bear us working sons
Not one cent left from you to take
To line the pockets of reprobates.
Don't you see? It is impossible.
To let you live would not be profitable.
Your working days are long since done
Your hands too old to fire our guns
Too old to bear us working sons
Not one cent left from you to take
To line the pockets of reprobates.
Don't you see? It is impossible.
To let you live would not be profitable.
December 13, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Health Insurance
Your working days are long since done
Your hands too old to fire our guns
Too old to bear us working sons
Not one cent left from you to take
To line the pockets of reprobates.
Don't you see? It is impossible.
To let you live would not be profitable.
Your working days are long since done
Your hands too old to fire our guns
Too old to bear us working sons
Not one cent left from you to take
To line the pockets of reprobates.
Don't you see? It is impossible.
To let you live would not be profitable.
In America, you are free to dream
That one day soon, if you succeed-
To trick, and rob, and lie, and cheat
And choke out profits to enrich the rich-
You won't be at the mercy
Of that insurance call
Telling you
you're too poor to live
anymore
That one day soon, if you succeed-
To trick, and rob, and lie, and cheat
And choke out profits to enrich the rich-
You won't be at the mercy
Of that insurance call
Telling you
you're too poor to live
anymore
December 13, 2024 at 8:11 PM
In America, you are free to dream
That one day soon, if you succeed-
To trick, and rob, and lie, and cheat
And choke out profits to enrich the rich-
You won't be at the mercy
Of that insurance call
Telling you
you're too poor to live
anymore
That one day soon, if you succeed-
To trick, and rob, and lie, and cheat
And choke out profits to enrich the rich-
You won't be at the mercy
Of that insurance call
Telling you
you're too poor to live
anymore
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I visited the bad place and would like to report that you can add ‘doctors’ to the long list of people (women, immigrants, LGBTQ+) the oligarch sycophants are vilifying. They’re ok with a class war, as long as you think it’s doctors and not CEOs ruining your lives.😡
December 11, 2024 at 5:09 PM
I visited the bad place and would like to report that you can add ‘doctors’ to the long list of people (women, immigrants, LGBTQ+) the oligarch sycophants are vilifying. They’re ok with a class war, as long as you think it’s doctors and not CEOs ruining your lives.😡
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Health insurance industry PR is working overtime right now diverting blame to physicians for claim denials and rising costs. I feel compelled to remind everybody that Optum (UHC) is the largest employer of physicians in the US. We have never had less power in healthcare than we do right now.
December 12, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Health insurance industry PR is working overtime right now diverting blame to physicians for claim denials and rising costs. I feel compelled to remind everybody that Optum (UHC) is the largest employer of physicians in the US. We have never had less power in healthcare than we do right now.
2014:
"people on twitter threatened to rape me"
"WHAT?! That's so evil, did you call the police"
2024:
"people on twitter threatened to rape me"
"and then what happened"
"people on twitter threatened to rape me"
"WHAT?! That's so evil, did you call the police"
2024:
"people on twitter threatened to rape me"
"and then what happened"
December 5, 2024 at 2:11 PM
2014:
"people on twitter threatened to rape me"
"WHAT?! That's so evil, did you call the police"
2024:
"people on twitter threatened to rape me"
"and then what happened"
"people on twitter threatened to rape me"
"WHAT?! That's so evil, did you call the police"
2024:
"people on twitter threatened to rape me"
"and then what happened"
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We’re interviewing Farha Khalidi regarding her experience debating manosphere / redpill bros on their podcasts & what she’s learned.
Share your comments & questions for her here: form.jotform.com/243324536006146
Share your comments & questions for her here: form.jotform.com/243324536006146
a pink and blue circle that says boys do cry on a yellow background
Alt: a pink and blue circle that says boys do cry on a yellow background
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December 5, 2024 at 1:54 PM
We’re interviewing Farha Khalidi regarding her experience debating manosphere / redpill bros on their podcasts & what she’s learned.
Share your comments & questions for her here: form.jotform.com/243324536006146
Share your comments & questions for her here: form.jotform.com/243324536006146
Had a super weird dream that @stephenmcgann.uk was filming a Titanic film where I was a runner and throwing a huge tantrum about not being able to wear very modern sunglasses in 1912
December 1, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Had a super weird dream that @stephenmcgann.uk was filming a Titanic film where I was a runner and throwing a huge tantrum about not being able to wear very modern sunglasses in 1912
Reposted by Madelaine Hanson
My new Blue Sky theory. Only follow people who use their real names or those anonymous posters whose track record on the other place proved that they are serious and civil (or do good quizzes).
November 19, 2024 at 10:32 AM
My new Blue Sky theory. Only follow people who use their real names or those anonymous posters whose track record on the other place proved that they are serious and civil (or do good quizzes).
Reposted by Madelaine Hanson
Update: His health guy doesn't believe in medical science. His law guy is a sex trafficker. His intelligence gal is a Russian asset.
You're all caught up.
You're all caught up.
November 15, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Update: His health guy doesn't believe in medical science. His law guy is a sex trafficker. His intelligence gal is a Russian asset.
You're all caught up.
You're all caught up.
I'm too beautiful to have to stand up and make my own coffee :'(
November 15, 2024 at 3:25 PM
I'm too beautiful to have to stand up and make my own coffee :'(
Gunter Assembles A Cabinet
November 15, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Gunter Assembles A Cabinet
So I wrote and illustrated a children's book; (1/3)
November 15, 2024 at 12:50 AM
So I wrote and illustrated a children's book; (1/3)
Be patient with me on this, still learning it!
November 14, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Be patient with me on this, still learning it!