@made-up-name.bsky.social
They've got pills for that now.
January 31, 2026 at 6:26 PM
They've got pills for that now.
Hey what did they execute Jesus for?
January 31, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Hey what did they execute Jesus for?
Dio's the best to ever do it.
January 31, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Dio's the best to ever do it.
Give Zohran Mamdani the Tallgeese.
January 30, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Give Zohran Mamdani the Tallgeese.
I'VE GOT TO FIND OUT WHO KILL MY DAD
January 30, 2026 at 3:54 AM
I'VE GOT TO FIND OUT WHO KILL MY DAD
Battle royale
January 29, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Battle royale
I'm the moon
January 29, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I'm the moon
"Are you going to give me money, or should I have you killed?"
January 29, 2026 at 11:01 PM
"Are you going to give me money, or should I have you killed?"
LoZ, but you can't read.
January 29, 2026 at 10:44 PM
LoZ, but you can't read.
And then kill themselves
January 29, 2026 at 6:21 PM
And then kill themselves
N=3 somebody gerrymandered my dang pizza.
January 29, 2026 at 3:17 AM
N=3 somebody gerrymandered my dang pizza.
It's crazy that this isn't quite good enough for standard. I keep trying to make it work because I like it, but it never feels like it's where it needs to be.
January 29, 2026 at 2:11 AM
It's crazy that this isn't quite good enough for standard. I keep trying to make it work because I like it, but it never feels like it's where it needs to be.
Antifa conference call? You mean the Allied forces? Was he talking to Winston Churchill?
January 29, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Antifa conference call? You mean the Allied forces? Was he talking to Winston Churchill?
That's a fireball.
January 29, 2026 at 12:02 AM
That's a fireball.
Now if only it had games.
January 28, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Now if only it had games.
"Fuck you, Ted." Is a believable response any time Ted Cruz opens his mouth
January 28, 2026 at 3:31 AM
"Fuck you, Ted." Is a believable response any time Ted Cruz opens his mouth
Forbidden pork belly
January 28, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Forbidden pork belly
You'll have to take your grievances with the Law of Conservation of Energy up with a physicist.
January 27, 2026 at 10:48 PM
You'll have to take your grievances with the Law of Conservation of Energy up with a physicist.
Free energy without any waste isn't possible.
January 27, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Free energy without any waste isn't possible.
I think Poppy O'Possom altered my brain chemistry.
January 27, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I think Poppy O'Possom altered my brain chemistry.