Maddy Mercury
@maddy.mythosfic.com
🏳️⚧️ General nerd girl. I love Star Wars first, but I want the future of the Federation. Multi-Class Barbarian/Artificer ;)
Ad Astra Per Aspera🖖
(she/her)
Ad Astra Per Aspera🖖
(she/her)
Taking a required training for my work about money laundering, and like the ENTIRE fucking thing is AI generated.
There's a picture of a "MacBook", but I can't tell what fucking fruit that is, but it ain't an Apple.
There's a picture of a "MacBook", but I can't tell what fucking fruit that is, but it ain't an Apple.
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Taking a required training for my work about money laundering, and like the ENTIRE fucking thing is AI generated.
There's a picture of a "MacBook", but I can't tell what fucking fruit that is, but it ain't an Apple.
There's a picture of a "MacBook", but I can't tell what fucking fruit that is, but it ain't an Apple.
Chrome broke on my work laptop.
The funeral for my 300 open tabs will be held later today. 😢
The funeral for my 300 open tabs will be held later today. 😢
November 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Chrome broke on my work laptop.
The funeral for my 300 open tabs will be held later today. 😢
The funeral for my 300 open tabs will be held later today. 😢
Seriously though, rich people.
Email?
Are you that stuck in 1995? Let me introduce you to the 1000 other ways to have a conversation. Some of which have a modicum of security.
Email?
Are you that stuck in 1995? Let me introduce you to the 1000 other ways to have a conversation. Some of which have a modicum of security.
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Seriously though, rich people.
Email?
Are you that stuck in 1995? Let me introduce you to the 1000 other ways to have a conversation. Some of which have a modicum of security.
Email?
Are you that stuck in 1995? Let me introduce you to the 1000 other ways to have a conversation. Some of which have a modicum of security.
Two different people were actively on conference calls at my gym last night.
Like, buddy, unplug. Work life balance, ok?
Like, buddy, unplug. Work life balance, ok?
November 15, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Two different people were actively on conference calls at my gym last night.
Like, buddy, unplug. Work life balance, ok?
Like, buddy, unplug. Work life balance, ok?
If that asshole wants to fix the housing market, maybe raise minimum wage to where it should be, or Universal Basic Income, not strapping people with a bill for their entire working life.
Or fuck, destroy capitalism. Your buddies will hate you, but the future will love you.
Or fuck, destroy capitalism. Your buddies will hate you, but the future will love you.
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
If that asshole wants to fix the housing market, maybe raise minimum wage to where it should be, or Universal Basic Income, not strapping people with a bill for their entire working life.
Or fuck, destroy capitalism. Your buddies will hate you, but the future will love you.
Or fuck, destroy capitalism. Your buddies will hate you, but the future will love you.
I really want this whole hellscape to end with a Scooby Doo ending.
Like MAGA needs to die with
"I would have gotten away with it too if wasn't for you meddling kids"
Like MAGA needs to die with
"I would have gotten away with it too if wasn't for you meddling kids"
November 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I really want this whole hellscape to end with a Scooby Doo ending.
Like MAGA needs to die with
"I would have gotten away with it too if wasn't for you meddling kids"
Like MAGA needs to die with
"I would have gotten away with it too if wasn't for you meddling kids"
I kinda want to start a super villain organization like The Horde (Venture Bros) or Cobra (GIJOE), or like HYDRA (Marvel) with the costumes and a shtick, but be aggressively positive and do good things.
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I kinda want to start a super villain organization like The Horde (Venture Bros) or Cobra (GIJOE), or like HYDRA (Marvel) with the costumes and a shtick, but be aggressively positive and do good things.
I've gained a new anti-appreciation for Blink-182. They suck so, so, much.
And I need someone to give me a translation for Avril Lavigne. Is she like Tiffany for Millennials? She made me think of the head of the PTA trying to relive her youth. Or a Fox News host being "edgy".
And I need someone to give me a translation for Avril Lavigne. Is she like Tiffany for Millennials? She made me think of the head of the PTA trying to relive her youth. Or a Fox News host being "edgy".
October 19, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I've gained a new anti-appreciation for Blink-182. They suck so, so, much.
And I need someone to give me a translation for Avril Lavigne. Is she like Tiffany for Millennials? She made me think of the head of the PTA trying to relive her youth. Or a Fox News host being "edgy".
And I need someone to give me a translation for Avril Lavigne. Is she like Tiffany for Millennials? She made me think of the head of the PTA trying to relive her youth. Or a Fox News host being "edgy".
Shower thought this morning:
Unless there's some sort of AMAZING battery advancement in the world of The Matrix, the machines would have to have something like super miniaturized fusion power. Each of them has more processing power than ChatGPT will ever have. There's no way for them to be solar. 🧵
Unless there's some sort of AMAZING battery advancement in the world of The Matrix, the machines would have to have something like super miniaturized fusion power. Each of them has more processing power than ChatGPT will ever have. There's no way for them to be solar. 🧵
October 17, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Shower thought this morning:
Unless there's some sort of AMAZING battery advancement in the world of The Matrix, the machines would have to have something like super miniaturized fusion power. Each of them has more processing power than ChatGPT will ever have. There's no way for them to be solar. 🧵
Unless there's some sort of AMAZING battery advancement in the world of The Matrix, the machines would have to have something like super miniaturized fusion power. Each of them has more processing power than ChatGPT will ever have. There's no way for them to be solar. 🧵
Holy shit the insane amounts of dysphoria that being at Faire causes.
October 12, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Holy shit the insane amounts of dysphoria that being at Faire causes.
FUCKING HELL, NOW MY UNCLE? WHEN WITH THIS YEAR HAVE ENOUGH?
a woman is laying on the floor with her eyes closed and her mouth open .
ALT: a woman is laying on the floor with her eyes closed and her mouth open .
media.tenor.com
October 7, 2025 at 12:06 PM
FUCKING HELL, NOW MY UNCLE? WHEN WITH THIS YEAR HAVE ENOUGH?
Ok, real talk. "This is what it sounds like." is a FANTASTIC fucking song.
October 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Ok, real talk. "This is what it sounds like." is a FANTASTIC fucking song.
So, "The Bride" looks like Bonnie and Clyde with Frankenstein's creations. Starring Bruce Wayne and second Rachel Dawes. I'm sold.
September 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
So, "The Bride" looks like Bonnie and Clyde with Frankenstein's creations. Starring Bruce Wayne and second Rachel Dawes. I'm sold.
So what time today exactly do we get our planet back? I figure it's going to completely screw up traffic.
September 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
So what time today exactly do we get our planet back? I figure it's going to completely screw up traffic.
JFC, the tile map/terrain system in Godot is so comfy.
September 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
JFC, the tile map/terrain system in Godot is so comfy.
The thing I don't think people get about living in Vegas is that it's basically most of Clark County.
So when I say I have to drive half way across Vegas, it's driving half way across a county, not just like half way across a town.
Vegas is the whole valley folks.
So when I say I have to drive half way across Vegas, it's driving half way across a county, not just like half way across a town.
Vegas is the whole valley folks.
September 21, 2025 at 8:11 AM
The thing I don't think people get about living in Vegas is that it's basically most of Clark County.
So when I say I have to drive half way across Vegas, it's driving half way across a county, not just like half way across a town.
Vegas is the whole valley folks.
So when I say I have to drive half way across Vegas, it's driving half way across a county, not just like half way across a town.
Vegas is the whole valley folks.
I have very little hope they will, but I really hope the MCU X-Men movies have obvious queerness.
September 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I have very little hope they will, but I really hope the MCU X-Men movies have obvious queerness.
Most of Congress can't handle trans people existing, but sure, they'll get to the bottom of extraterrestrial visits.
September 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Most of Congress can't handle trans people existing, but sure, they'll get to the bottom of extraterrestrial visits.
Y'all.
We made it through conceptual Summer.
We made it through conceptual Summer.
September 1, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Y'all.
We made it through conceptual Summer.
We made it through conceptual Summer.
Fucking hell I loves me some Florence + The Machine.
Strong Tori meets Stevie vibes in this song.
Strong Tori meets Stevie vibes in this song.
Florence + The Machine - Everybody Scream (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by FlorenceMachineVEVO
youtu.be
August 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Fucking hell I loves me some Florence + The Machine.
Strong Tori meets Stevie vibes in this song.
Strong Tori meets Stevie vibes in this song.
I don't need to correct people on the Internet.
I don't need to correct people on the Internet.
I don't need to correct people on the Internet.
I don't need to correct people on the Internet.
I don't need to correct people on the Internet.
I don't need to correct people on the Internet.
I don't need to correct people on the Internet.
I don't need to correct people on the Internet.
I don't need to correct people on the Internet.
I don't need to correct people on the Internet.
I don't need to correct people on the Internet.
August 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I don't need to correct people on the Internet.
I don't need to correct people on the Internet.
I don't need to correct people on the Internet.
I don't need to correct people on the Internet.
I don't need to correct people on the Internet.
I don't need to correct people on the Internet.
I don't need to correct people on the Internet.
I don't need to correct people on the Internet.
I don't need to correct people on the Internet.
I don't need to correct people on the Internet.
I don't need to correct people on the Internet.
Wow, I love finding out at 7am that I need to be on-site at a customer half way across town just because I live in the same town.
August 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Wow, I love finding out at 7am that I need to be on-site at a customer half way across town just because I live in the same town.
I love all these Switch to Windows 11 emails I keep getting.
Like, guys, half my computers can't. Maybe shut up, I switched the ones that could already.
The rest are prolly gonna be running Linux soon enough.
Like, guys, half my computers can't. Maybe shut up, I switched the ones that could already.
The rest are prolly gonna be running Linux soon enough.
August 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I love all these Switch to Windows 11 emails I keep getting.
Like, guys, half my computers can't. Maybe shut up, I switched the ones that could already.
The rest are prolly gonna be running Linux soon enough.
Like, guys, half my computers can't. Maybe shut up, I switched the ones that could already.
The rest are prolly gonna be running Linux soon enough.
Never thought I'd see Cracked be right wing shills, but after the third article that was basically sucking on the proverbial dick of MAGA, I have to concede that they are.
August 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Never thought I'd see Cracked be right wing shills, but after the third article that was basically sucking on the proverbial dick of MAGA, I have to concede that they are.