For some reason my mother decided to insult my friends I made in high school because a little kid called me by my nickname that I've had since elementary because she doesn't like it can someone explain to this woman that it is not her name and I like it you know the person who has the name

I started reading Cemetery boys today after having it in my bookshelf for like a year and I just keep remembering when I ask the Barnes & Noble employee if they had it they looked at me dead the eye and asked if I like smut I am not fucking joking

Can someone explain to me and why every single townhouse I can find the downstairs is hardwood floor but the upstairs is carpeted

Periods make no goddamn sense like why am I only form of pain relief is heat but now I'm overheated what the fuck

She thinks she's helping

The best thing I got for Christmas this year

Can someone explain to him why he cannot have this granola bar

Bird #honkaistarrail
How the fuck do I build him

Hey there! My name is Genesis! I'm moving over here from Twitter! Here's some info on my open commissions!

Fun fact I just stop wearing one of my work shirts because people kept commenting on it I was inappropriate no it just had a w on it instead of an m

I swear if I to look up one more fucking deity just for fun and I just get the Marvel version of them I'm going to go insane no I don't want to look at the Moon Knight Khonshu I want to learn about at the fucking mythology one

hello hello is this thing on