Mad Dog Madigan
@maddogmadigan.bsky.social
"It's my humility that makes me awesome"
Hmmmm, tell me more.
January 30, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Hmmmm, tell me more.
Hit'em where it hurts.
January 30, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Hit'em where it hurts.
Okay, maybe I was a little harsh on the Ai.
January 30, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Okay, maybe I was a little harsh on the Ai.
"Geronimooooooo"
January 29, 2026 at 11:30 PM
"Geronimooooooo"
Comeuppance coming.
January 29, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Comeuppance coming.
Not all heroes wear capes. Sometimes they wear Domino's Delivery Outfits.
January 29, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Not all heroes wear capes. Sometimes they wear Domino's Delivery Outfits.
CSI-Palm Beach Stat!
January 29, 2026 at 8:30 PM
CSI-Palm Beach Stat!
These clueless rubes.
January 29, 2026 at 7:30 PM
These clueless rubes.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here... Bringing this marble-mouthed meathead in is not going into help the situation.
January 29, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I'm gonna go out on a limb here... Bringing this marble-mouthed meathead in is not going into help the situation.
These a-holes.
January 29, 2026 at 6:30 AM
These a-holes.
Really just phoning it in on this one.
January 29, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Really just phoning it in on this one.
Turns out my TrumpCollectorCard NFT is not holding the value it was promised.
January 29, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Turns out my TrumpCollectorCard NFT is not holding the value it was promised.
"YOU'RE AN ILLEGAL ALIEN?" Email from Trump to his supporters. Its a full-on elder abuse operation.
January 29, 2026 at 5:02 AM
"YOU'RE AN ILLEGAL ALIEN?" Email from Trump to his supporters. Its a full-on elder abuse operation.
Dear Captain Daniel J. Keeler,
Commanding Officer, USS Abraham Lincoln,
Do you have any idea how much paperwork is involved if your $4.8 billion aircraft carrier is hit by a missile?
Commanding Officer, USS Abraham Lincoln,
Do you have any idea how much paperwork is involved if your $4.8 billion aircraft carrier is hit by a missile?
January 29, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Dear Captain Daniel J. Keeler,
Commanding Officer, USS Abraham Lincoln,
Do you have any idea how much paperwork is involved if your $4.8 billion aircraft carrier is hit by a missile?
Commanding Officer, USS Abraham Lincoln,
Do you have any idea how much paperwork is involved if your $4.8 billion aircraft carrier is hit by a missile?
The look just before you go into the office and ask your boss to pre-sign your pardon.
January 28, 2026 at 11:02 PM
The look just before you go into the office and ask your boss to pre-sign your pardon.
MOVIE PITCH: Remake of The Man with Two Heads. Starring Stephen Miller where his head is attached to the body of Danny Trejo. [Tagline from original: They transplanted a white bigot's head onto a soul brother's body. Starring Rosie Grier and Ray Milland]
January 28, 2026 at 9:02 PM
MOVIE PITCH: Remake of The Man with Two Heads. Starring Stephen Miller where his head is attached to the body of Danny Trejo. [Tagline from original: They transplanted a white bigot's head onto a soul brother's body. Starring Rosie Grier and Ray Milland]
MOVIE PITCH: Remake of The Man with Two Heads. Starring Stephen Miller where his head is attached to the body of Danny Trejo. [Tagline from original: They transplanted a white bigot's head onto a soul brother's body. Starring Rosie Grier and Ray Milland]
January 28, 2026 at 8:30 PM
MOVIE PITCH: Remake of The Man with Two Heads. Starring Stephen Miller where his head is attached to the body of Danny Trejo. [Tagline from original: They transplanted a white bigot's head onto a soul brother's body. Starring Rosie Grier and Ray Milland]
Wilson Knows When It’s Over.
January 28, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Wilson Knows When It’s Over.
And it begins.....
January 28, 2026 at 6:31 AM
And it begins.....
PREDICTION: Trump changes the bunker password on Don jr. and Eric.
January 28, 2026 at 6:07 AM
PREDICTION: Trump changes the bunker password on Don jr. and Eric.
These a-holes.
January 28, 2026 at 4:30 AM
These a-holes.