Susan Boringstories
@maddog20-20.bsky.social
Probably rewatching Parks & Rec, Arrested Development (the OG seasons), or Archer for the millionth billionth time.
Pats. Bears. ‘Blers.
Pats. Bears. ‘Blers.
The Venn diagram of Bernie fans and people who made the Beatles their entire personality in high school is a circle.
No one is interested in listening to a 1000 yr old wealthy white man talk about income inequality.
No one is interested in listening to a 1000 yr old wealthy white man talk about income inequality.
August 11, 2025 at 10:48 AM
The Venn diagram of Bernie fans and people who made the Beatles their entire personality in high school is a circle.
No one is interested in listening to a 1000 yr old wealthy white man talk about income inequality.
No one is interested in listening to a 1000 yr old wealthy white man talk about income inequality.
If you believe women, you don’t need the list.
July 29, 2025 at 8:25 AM
If you believe women, you don’t need the list.
He beat the ever loving shit out of Cassie ON VIDEO but she was a willing participant? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK.
#believewomen
#OJ2025
#believewomen
#OJ2025
July 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
He beat the ever loving shit out of Cassie ON VIDEO but she was a willing participant? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK.
#believewomen
#OJ2025
#believewomen
#OJ2025
Thinking about my older coworker who told me she’s a dem that voted for Trump because she likes what he’s doing (🤔) and that he’s not gonna take away her Medicare.
Hope that worked out for her 🤷🏻♀️
Hope that worked out for her 🤷🏻♀️
May 22, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Thinking about my older coworker who told me she’s a dem that voted for Trump because she likes what he’s doing (🤔) and that he’s not gonna take away her Medicare.
Hope that worked out for her 🤷🏻♀️
Hope that worked out for her 🤷🏻♀️
May 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
May 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Teny Geragos really out here victim blaming. Said they’re lying because they want money. Said they’re just bitter cuz they wanted him soooo bad.
Give me a fucking break. The fact that he settled Cassie’s lawsuit THE DAY AFTER she filed, tells you everything you need to know.
#diddytrial
Give me a fucking break. The fact that he settled Cassie’s lawsuit THE DAY AFTER she filed, tells you everything you need to know.
#diddytrial
May 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Teny Geragos really out here victim blaming. Said they’re lying because they want money. Said they’re just bitter cuz they wanted him soooo bad.
Give me a fucking break. The fact that he settled Cassie’s lawsuit THE DAY AFTER she filed, tells you everything you need to know.
#diddytrial
Give me a fucking break. The fact that he settled Cassie’s lawsuit THE DAY AFTER she filed, tells you everything you need to know.
#diddytrial
Donald Trump doesn’t even know what a stroller. I never wanna hear about Biden’s mental health again.
#thethingyoupushthebabiesin
#thethingyoupushthebabiesin
May 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Donald Trump doesn’t even know what a stroller. I never wanna hear about Biden’s mental health again.
#thethingyoupushthebabiesin
#thethingyoupushthebabiesin
Listen I get the whole leniency for turning yourself in thing but those lacrosse players shouldn’t have been given that option. You kidnapped someone. You wanna play adult games you can get these adult prizes.
And that entire coaching staff needs to be fired.
#syracuselacrosse
And that entire coaching staff needs to be fired.
#syracuselacrosse
May 1, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Listen I get the whole leniency for turning yourself in thing but those lacrosse players shouldn’t have been given that option. You kidnapped someone. You wanna play adult games you can get these adult prizes.
And that entire coaching staff needs to be fired.
#syracuselacrosse
And that entire coaching staff needs to be fired.
#syracuselacrosse
Biden looking at Trump today
April 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Biden looking at Trump today
Chuck Rocha says the dems need to focus on the needs of young people like him. Chuck Rocha is 56.
NO ONE pictures a 56 yr old man when they here the phrase “young people”
NO ONE pictures a 56 yr old man when they here the phrase “young people”
April 16, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Chuck Rocha says the dems need to focus on the needs of young people like him. Chuck Rocha is 56.
NO ONE pictures a 56 yr old man when they here the phrase “young people”
NO ONE pictures a 56 yr old man when they here the phrase “young people”
The idea that The Atlantic somehow “infiltrated” the signal group chat is the same inane bullshit Alex Murdaugh tried to parrot with the whole 5’2 assassins theory. It’s so blatantly ridiculous.
March 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The idea that The Atlantic somehow “infiltrated” the signal group chat is the same inane bullshit Alex Murdaugh tried to parrot with the whole 5’2 assassins theory. It’s so blatantly ridiculous.
Really dude, you “can’t explain” that YOU ADDED HIM TO THE GROUP CHAT?!?!
They really think we’re stupid.
Oh, and blaming a staffer? That’s peak white man.
They really think we’re stupid.
Oh, and blaming a staffer? That’s peak white man.
March 26, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Really dude, you “can’t explain” that YOU ADDED HIM TO THE GROUP CHAT?!?!
They really think we’re stupid.
Oh, and blaming a staffer? That’s peak white man.
They really think we’re stupid.
Oh, and blaming a staffer? That’s peak white man.
Imagine blowing up a relationship because your partner hooked up with someone you peripherally know, in the city you all live in, before they ever knew you existed
Since you’re so obsessed with your sister maybe you should just marry her
#loveisblind
Since you’re so obsessed with your sister maybe you should just marry her
#loveisblind
March 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Imagine blowing up a relationship because your partner hooked up with someone you peripherally know, in the city you all live in, before they ever knew you existed
Since you’re so obsessed with your sister maybe you should just marry her
#loveisblind
Since you’re so obsessed with your sister maybe you should just marry her
#loveisblind
Can we please move on from Bernie Sanders? He’s not it.
He wasn’t your savior in 2016. He wasn’t your savior in 2020. He’s not your savior now.
He wasn’t your savior in 2016. He wasn’t your savior in 2020. He’s not your savior now.
March 21, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Can we please move on from Bernie Sanders? He’s not it.
He wasn’t your savior in 2016. He wasn’t your savior in 2020. He’s not your savior now.
He wasn’t your savior in 2016. He wasn’t your savior in 2020. He’s not your savior now.
Each headline is better than the last
March 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Each headline is better than the last
Hey quick question…is there a literacy test for presidents/presidential candidates? Cuz there is no fucking way trump reads at even a 9th grade level. And that’s being very generous.
March 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Hey quick question…is there a literacy test for presidents/presidential candidates? Cuz there is no fucking way trump reads at even a 9th grade level. And that’s being very generous.
Dude, that Kohberger bathroom selfie?
Uhh it’s giving murderer.
It’s a little *too clean*
Also why does every creep ever fucking smile like that?
#idahocollegemurders
Uhh it’s giving murderer.
It’s a little *too clean*
Also why does every creep ever fucking smile like that?
#idahocollegemurders
March 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Dude, that Kohberger bathroom selfie?
Uhh it’s giving murderer.
It’s a little *too clean*
Also why does every creep ever fucking smile like that?
#idahocollegemurders
Uhh it’s giving murderer.
It’s a little *too clean*
Also why does every creep ever fucking smile like that?
#idahocollegemurders
March 15, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Mike Johnson is the epitome of dude that needed to get punched in the face but clearly never was
He can’t even come with up concepts of a semi-believable lie
He can’t even come with up concepts of a semi-believable lie
Mike Johnson: "The problem is they're being ambushed by right now by in many cases paid protesters. You've got George Soros-funded groups. They are very well organized ... the actual constituents of these Republican members can't actually make it into the arenas."
March 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Mike Johnson is the epitome of dude that needed to get punched in the face but clearly never was
He can’t even come with up concepts of a semi-believable lie
He can’t even come with up concepts of a semi-believable lie
@smerconish.bsky.social said if deal is reached w/ Ukraine everything will’ve been worth it & Trump should be given a Noble Prize.
Maybe he outta talk to those who were fucked over by Don after he refused to make good on deals with them. Ask them if they think he should have a Noble Prize.
Maybe he outta talk to those who were fucked over by Don after he refused to make good on deals with them. Ask them if they think he should have a Noble Prize.
March 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
@smerconish.bsky.social said if deal is reached w/ Ukraine everything will’ve been worth it & Trump should be given a Noble Prize.
Maybe he outta talk to those who were fucked over by Don after he refused to make good on deals with them. Ask them if they think he should have a Noble Prize.
Maybe he outta talk to those who were fucked over by Don after he refused to make good on deals with them. Ask them if they think he should have a Noble Prize.
Christiane Amanpour plays the shittest game of Never Have I Ever Ever Ever
AMANPOUR (with face in hands): “Never have I ever ever ever seen anything like it… the president and VP were taking all the Putin talking points.”
Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DGolFp-...
Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DGolFp-...
March 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Christiane Amanpour plays the shittest game of Never Have I Ever Ever Ever
JD Vance screams for daddy to watch while he bullies Zelensky.
Very modern.
Very masculine.
Very modern.
Very masculine.
February 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
JD Vance screams for daddy to watch while he bullies Zelensky.
Very modern.
Very masculine.
Very modern.
Very masculine.