Imagine hating me when I’m staying up late watching Jeopardy! Clips shouting my answers at the screen when no one buzzes in
March 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Imagine hating me when I’m staying up late watching Jeopardy! Clips shouting my answers at the screen when no one buzzes in
Saw my MIL for the first time in a few months and she goes “I have some questions about the Super Bowl” and I said “is it about the halftime show?” And she said “yes it is” and then we talked about black representation in America for 10 minutes
February 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Saw my MIL for the first time in a few months and she goes “I have some questions about the Super Bowl” and I said “is it about the halftime show?” And she said “yes it is” and then we talked about black representation in America for 10 minutes
Nighttime snuggles. He loves her I promise, but he also woke up at 3am and he’s too tired for her shenanigans
February 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Nighttime snuggles. He loves her I promise, but he also woke up at 3am and he’s too tired for her shenanigans
It’s officially gotten to the point where I have to look up if my favorite teeth have been ruined by veneers.
Steve Howey’s teeth are still perfectly imperfect, thank god.
Down with the damn veneers.
Steve Howey’s teeth are still perfectly imperfect, thank god.
Down with the damn veneers.
February 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It’s officially gotten to the point where I have to look up if my favorite teeth have been ruined by veneers.
Steve Howey’s teeth are still perfectly imperfect, thank god.
Down with the damn veneers.
Steve Howey’s teeth are still perfectly imperfect, thank god.
Down with the damn veneers.
Got my nails done today.
The nails and my husbands reaction.
You already know I got that pony tail on my wrist tonight.
The nails and my husbands reaction.
You already know I got that pony tail on my wrist tonight.
February 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Got my nails done today.
The nails and my husbands reaction.
You already know I got that pony tail on my wrist tonight.
The nails and my husbands reaction.
You already know I got that pony tail on my wrist tonight.
Lent a book to someone last week and before I could even lay the law down they said “don’t worry, I won’t dog ear the pages”
Glad to know I’ve got a reputation around here
#booksky
Glad to know I’ve got a reputation around here
#booksky
February 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Lent a book to someone last week and before I could even lay the law down they said “don’t worry, I won’t dog ear the pages”
Glad to know I’ve got a reputation around here
#booksky
Glad to know I’ve got a reputation around here
#booksky
Ugh fine!!! At the request of absolutely no one, I’ll read Morning Glory Milking Farm!!! Jeez!!! If it’ll get yall off my back!!!
#booksky
#booksky
February 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Ugh fine!!! At the request of absolutely no one, I’ll read Morning Glory Milking Farm!!! Jeez!!! If it’ll get yall off my back!!!
#booksky
#booksky
Red, White, and Blueland is actually making me cackle
GREENLAND ISN’T FOR SALE FUCK FACE
GREENLAND ISN’T FOR SALE FUCK FACE
February 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Red, White, and Blueland is actually making me cackle
GREENLAND ISN’T FOR SALE FUCK FACE
GREENLAND ISN’T FOR SALE FUCK FACE
I love getting #reddit notifications because sometimes it’s like “books written by black authors” and others it’s like “my mother kept my foreskin and framed it so I could bring it to my college dorm”
February 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I love getting #reddit notifications because sometimes it’s like “books written by black authors” and others it’s like “my mother kept my foreskin and framed it so I could bring it to my college dorm”
Vance and Musk suggesting the dismantling of the separation of powers is not at all a surprise (cause we literally told yall) but scary as fuck and unconstitutional
I just want this to be over
I just want this to be over
February 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Vance and Musk suggesting the dismantling of the separation of powers is not at all a surprise (cause we literally told yall) but scary as fuck and unconstitutional
I just want this to be over
I just want this to be over
“Trump is acting like a king because he’s too weak to govern like a president.”
THAT PART!!!! @ezrakleinbot.bsky.social as always hit the nail on the head.
THAT PART!!!! @ezrakleinbot.bsky.social as always hit the nail on the head.
February 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
“Trump is acting like a king because he’s too weak to govern like a president.”
THAT PART!!!! @ezrakleinbot.bsky.social as always hit the nail on the head.
THAT PART!!!! @ezrakleinbot.bsky.social as always hit the nail on the head.
Reposted by Madison
Trump just said he’s calling for the full forcible transfer of all 1.8 million Gazans out of the strip and says “The US will take over the Gaza Strip”
February 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Trump just said he’s calling for the full forcible transfer of all 1.8 million Gazans out of the strip and says “The US will take over the Gaza Strip”
Opened up a small pack of sour patch kids and got NO green.
Small victories bring about big happy
Small victories bring about big happy
February 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Opened up a small pack of sour patch kids and got NO green.
Small victories bring about big happy
Small victories bring about big happy
My husband filling up the humidifier for me is the greatest foreplay
February 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
My husband filling up the humidifier for me is the greatest foreplay
Reposted by Madison
I need it to be April cause if I have to fill this damn humidifier up one more time
February 1, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I need it to be April cause if I have to fill this damn humidifier up one more time
“You want me to go swimming?” He says.
Actually, no, I want you to drown in the Potomac.
Actually, no, I want you to drown in the Potomac.
January 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
“You want me to go swimming?” He says.
Actually, no, I want you to drown in the Potomac.
Actually, no, I want you to drown in the Potomac.
