maddie :)
@maddienewman.bsky.social
loud girl with an even louder cat
why did i find samuel dalton at a restaraunt in chicago what’s he’s planning??? @samreich.bsky.social @gamechangershow.bsky.social
June 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
why did i find samuel dalton at a restaraunt in chicago what’s he’s planning??? @samreich.bsky.social @gamechangershow.bsky.social
my girlfriend’s in med school but she’s silly she should have just gone to community med school like me
✅pros:
- efficient
- only two years
- you don’t even have to do residency once you turn your tassel they put a scalpel in your hand
❌cons:
- you can only work in the south & southeast usa
✅pros:
- efficient
- only two years
- you don’t even have to do residency once you turn your tassel they put a scalpel in your hand
❌cons:
- you can only work in the south & southeast usa
March 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
my girlfriend’s in med school but she’s silly she should have just gone to community med school like me
✅pros:
- efficient
- only two years
- you don’t even have to do residency once you turn your tassel they put a scalpel in your hand
❌cons:
- you can only work in the south & southeast usa
✅pros:
- efficient
- only two years
- you don’t even have to do residency once you turn your tassel they put a scalpel in your hand
❌cons:
- you can only work in the south & southeast usa
Reposted by maddie :)
currently getting ragdoll’d around Epcot but I’m just happy bc my girlfriends holding my hand :)
March 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
currently getting ragdoll’d around Epcot but I’m just happy bc my girlfriends holding my hand :)
you’ve heard of elf on the shelf now get ready for mcdonald’s shadow on a microwave
February 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
you’ve heard of elf on the shelf now get ready for mcdonald’s shadow on a microwave
guys 40 posts time really flies
February 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
guys 40 posts time really flies
guys don’t worry i’m not manic i’m just really quirky /pos
February 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
guys don’t worry i’m not manic i’m just really quirky /pos
guys i’m 1/5 of the way to 100 tweets!! slay!! face reveal at 100!!
February 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
guys i’m 1/5 of the way to 100 tweets!! slay!! face reveal at 100!!
staring at the baby tiger in animal kingdom for three hours could fix me
February 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
staring at the baby tiger in animal kingdom for three hours could fix me
pspspspspspspsps @ ethel cain girl are you okay
February 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
pspspspspspspsps @ ethel cain girl are you okay
currently!!!😁😁😁🤩🤩🤩🤩 #yum #yippee #dunkin4life #starbuckswho #refresher #mygirlfriendboughtthisforme #slay #yum
February 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
currently!!!😁😁😁🤩🤩🤩🤩 #yum #yippee #dunkin4life #starbuckswho #refresher #mygirlfriendboughtthisforme #slay #yum
February 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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i’ve been trying to condition my girlfriend into not scratching the psoriasis in her ears by yelling at her (/pos) whenever she does it and it’s working i’m such a good trainer (girlfriend)
February 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
i’ve been trying to condition my girlfriend into not scratching the psoriasis in her ears by yelling at her (/pos) whenever she does it and it’s working i’m such a good trainer (girlfriend)
any restaurant with touch tunes hates to see me coming
January 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
any restaurant with touch tunes hates to see me coming
when taylor swift is elected into galactic presidency “ME!!” is the new national anthem
January 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
when taylor swift is elected into galactic presidency “ME!!” is the new national anthem
this is the sickest shit i’ve ever seen!!!!!
When Dungeons & Dragons completely packs Madison Square Garden!!! 😭❤️🔥
January 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
this is the sickest shit i’ve ever seen!!!!!
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When Dungeons & Dragons completely packs Madison Square Garden!!! 😭❤️🔥
January 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
When Dungeons & Dragons completely packs Madison Square Garden!!! 😭❤️🔥
disneyland hates whimsy because they refuse to employ sonny eclipse and i’m tired of being silent on this
January 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
disneyland hates whimsy because they refuse to employ sonny eclipse and i’m tired of being silent on this
breaking my silence
January 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
breaking my silence
i wish roku city was real i would live there so fast
January 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
i wish roku city was real i would live there so fast
do you think that five minute crafts doesn’t reveal their identity because they too live in fear of what they’ve created
January 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
do you think that five minute crafts doesn’t reveal their identity because they too live in fear of what they’ve created
i don’t believe in god but i do believe in diva cup
January 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
i don’t believe in god but i do believe in diva cup
does anybody dare me to walk down the aisle to the cupid shuffle haha jk!!! but really
January 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
does anybody dare me to walk down the aisle to the cupid shuffle haha jk!!! but really