maddie ☕
@maddieisntfunny.bsky.social
sleepy space nerd
windows down drinking the colorful car wash soaps
she/her 🏳️⚧️ 21+
windows down drinking the colorful car wash soaps
she/her 🏳️⚧️ 21+
dont worry gang, this time theres no way ill get burned by my own overconfidence in this thing ive never really done before
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
dont worry gang, this time theres no way ill get burned by my own overconfidence in this thing ive never really done before
halloween trilogy
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
halloween trilogy
youve heard of the big & tall store now get ready for the dick & ball store (selfie unrelated)
October 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
youve heard of the big & tall store now get ready for the dick & ball store (selfie unrelated)
felt cute might fuck ur dad later
June 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
felt cute might fuck ur dad later
she slick on my cornhole til i woody's
June 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
she slick on my cornhole til i woody's
me confronting the horrors
April 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
me confronting the horrors
pants. cool pants, actually
April 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
pants. cool pants, actually
of course I have a space dress why wouldn't I?
March 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
of course I have a space dress why wouldn't I?
March 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
appreciation post for the creature bc he makes me smile
March 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
appreciation post for the creature bc he makes me smile
A friend described what kind of Disco Elysium NPC I'd be and yeah hi im maddie can I take apart your radio?
!['If Maddie's DE [Disco Elysium] storyline is serious, she'd be "Lady Forcing A Smile." If it's funny she's "Woman of Dubious Origin"'
'Either way part of the quest is about building a functioning computer out of the remnants of the 1973 Toyota Corolla'](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jspcrkgc5pcaxz3btvzxqcyw/bafkreihkeyqmwzawj5a4vczm47hv4lbvdmxn4yvrtiqzwnu2l2wdzbig2a@jpeg)
January 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
A friend described what kind of Disco Elysium NPC I'd be and yeah hi im maddie can I take apart your radio?
Unlucky drop put a crack on my phone camera so now I'm ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ethereal⋆✴︎˚｡⋆
January 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Unlucky drop put a crack on my phone camera so now I'm ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ethereal⋆✴︎˚｡⋆
Drop a selfie and one of your favorite games!
January 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Drop a selfie and one of your favorite games!
y'all know I've been fucking FROLICKING today ☃️
January 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
y'all know I've been fucking FROLICKING today ☃️
Some quick 'n dirty shots of tonight's moon hanging out in front of the Pleiades, with Eta Tauri visible if you squint 🤏
#astrophotography
#astrophotography
January 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Some quick 'n dirty shots of tonight's moon hanging out in front of the Pleiades, with Eta Tauri visible if you squint 🤏
#astrophotography
#astrophotography
receptionist chuckling while I flubble my way through talking at checkout as if she didn't know half my face is numb and speaking is like pudding everywhere
January 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
receptionist chuckling while I flubble my way through talking at checkout as if she didn't know half my face is numb and speaking is like pudding everywhere
final bathroom mirror selfie of 2024. New Year New Me; I'm switching to the standing mirror
December 31, 2024 at 6:37 PM
final bathroom mirror selfie of 2024. New Year New Me; I'm switching to the standing mirror
strutting into the doctor's office with my emotional support void
December 30, 2024 at 2:27 PM
strutting into the doctor's office with my emotional support void
good golly she's jolly
December 25, 2024 at 2:37 PM
good golly she's jolly
If I may be vain on main, I'm actually so happy with how this turned out given the light pollution I was dealing with - top of a parking deck in a busy part of the city. For comparison this was the best shot of both the Moon & Mars I could get with just my phone
#astrophotography
#astrophotography
December 24, 2024 at 5:14 AM
If I may be vain on main, I'm actually so happy with how this turned out given the light pollution I was dealing with - top of a parking deck in a busy part of the city. For comparison this was the best shot of both the Moon & Mars I could get with just my phone
#astrophotography
#astrophotography
bonus blurry Saturn & Titan from the same night. Only so much you can do with a smartphone eh?
#astrophotography
#astrophotography
December 23, 2024 at 11:22 PM
bonus blurry Saturn & Titan from the same night. Only so much you can do with a smartphone eh?
#astrophotography
#astrophotography