trump every time he sees a menacing troll living under a bridge

every time rfk uses “MAHA” my brain immediately reads everything in the voice of this Queen

what pisses me off so much about elon is he's the richest man in the world & he is still doing all this. what more do you want? more money? you have the most! go on vacation forever! i know evil & greed have no limits but it's a big wide world to see & he just wants to shitpost from a golden throne

i wish i could say theres no way it could get worse than this but its probably only a matter of hours until it somehow gets worse than this

this title used to mean something. of all the wacky appointments we’ve seen today….this one takes the cake!

The new Defense Secretary says women shouldn’t be in combat. The new Ambassador to Israel says the West Bank and Gaza don’t exist. The new Homeland Security Secretary is a dogkiller. The new SoS had a dick-measuring contest with Trump. Musk—who secretly talks to Putin—has an illegal job.

It’s Day 7

A fringe-right white-supremacist billionaire often investigated and sued for breaking the law and who has secret communications with America's most dangerous enemy is going to get tens of millions to run a huge government Department Congress cannot oversee and whose records are secret

Process this

two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyyyy