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maddiebb.bsky.social
madeline horseyland
@maddiebb.bsky.social
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horseyland is words and pictures

my hands are possessed by an unyielding need to make stuff

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doggie comix
HoRsEy LaND chimkin nugget? NEURON. ACTIVA TION too bad am good doggie what if just this once i'm evil doggie HEY! BACK UP MA'AM! THEY'LL MAKE YOU sick! i just feel like if they really loved me they'd give me a chicken nugget ok? is that crazy doc? am i fucking insane? they say i have "health problems" but maybe more sodium is what i need? have we tried that? no? absolutely no respect
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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saw the starlink satelites doing a weird thing. heading south for winter i guess
night walk the satelites form a line where are they going? honk! the river is hiding oh! it's snowing
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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people keep telling me joint sword gundam isn't real
gunpla with joint as a sword
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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some colored pencil doodles
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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colored pencils make me feel like a lil kid
cardboard doodle
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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11/20 rain i look where you were "woah you need this!" walking it's never you bird singing you were supposed to be here
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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HORSEYLAND the news for virgos everything became bigger while you spept try our new best friend war is coming the dow will rise 38 percent over the next 2 months all virgos should eat 100 slugs shit, I'm late for work
November 20, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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goblin tv is live
goblin! world! now!
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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kapow
goblin punch
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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BIFF or perhaps POW?
burger clocking the newsman
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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he's on his way
burger is running towards you at high speed
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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burger comix #2
This is John J. Butthole reporting live from the scene of what authorities are calling "an appalling display of scary blood magic"
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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i love drawing this freakin goblin
burger looking up 3/4 angle
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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goodnight burger! sleep well!
bedtime for burger
November 18, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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#3
scary blood magic
November 18, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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#2
steal a horsey
November 18, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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#1
freak out the neighborhood
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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burger list
every day i make a list
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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burger!
my name is burger and i love being a goblin
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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good afternoon gays on my phone
maddie selfie
November 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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a lil adventure time bc i was bored
finn and jake drawn in my style (poorly) with text "i swear to you! i am still jake!" "imposter! i will cut you in half" jake dying in agony jake returning from hobo adventure to a gravestone that says "fake jake" he says "huh"
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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sentimental comix
I LIKE HOW IT FEES TO BE TANGLED UP WITH YOU BUT I CANT TELL HOW YOU FEEL I ExPECT PEoPLE WiLL LEAVE, LIFE HAPPENS AND THINGS CHANGE BUT IF WE COULD TALK ABOUT IT MAYBE WE COULD GROW CLOSER, TOGETHER CHANGING FOR THE BETTER I REALLY HOPE SO
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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terrible fate
painting of jake the dog being impaled
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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guys can contain multitudes. multi-dudes
sometimes im chill as hell. sometimes im super dangerous. but most of all? i love sports betting! Im getting divorced
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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i just know this is somebody on here
Wisconsin white brat
October 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM