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If you have any questions, it should be beneficial to ask them in advance.

It should also be noted that this can work with squirrels, but you HAVE to name the squirrel Maria. The end-product will also resemble more of a capitalistic monarchy and traditional money will be replaced with acorns.

It should be noted that this does not work with mice, so please don’t attempt to create a mice-based government.

Step 15: Move into a retirement home and think of your glory days.
Step 16: Repeat until satisfied.

Step 12: Become a tightrope-walking clown yourself and join the traveling circus.
Step 13: Travel the world in a hot air balloon and perform in front of hundreds of millions of adoring fans.
Step 14: Eventually hang up the clown regalia and retire.

Step 8: Take office.
Step 9: The rat supreme court will not be pleased with your decision to invade Bangladesh for more goat milk and overthrow you.
Step 10: Wallow in defeat.
Step 11: Meet a sad clown in a ventilation system named Teddy the Tickler and befriend him.

Step 4: Allow him to share this knowledge with his rat brethren.
Step 5: Storm the Capital with your rat army, they will very quickly overthrow your ruler of choice.
Step 6: Establish government.
Step 7: The economy will shift to a more socialistic style featuring a cheese-based bartering system.

Step 1: Move to a large city known to have many rats, New York City or Chicago, as an example.
Step 2: Find and adopt a pet rat and name him Tobias. He MUST be named Tobias, no other name will work.
Step 3: Train him in the ways of martial arts.

If you have any questions, it should be beneficial to ask them in advance.

It should also be noted that this can work with squirrels, but you HAVE to name the squirrel Maria. The end-product will also resemble more of a monarchy and traditional money will be replaced with acorns.

It should be noted that this does not work with mice so please don’t attempt to create a mice-based government.

Step 14: Eventually hang up the clown attire and retire.
Step 15: Move into a retirement home and think of your glory days.
Step 16: Repeat until satisfied.

Step 11: Meet a sad clown in a ventilation system named Teddy the Tickler and befriend him.
Step 12: Become a tightrope-walking clown yourself and join the traveling circus.
Step 13: Travel the world in a hot air balloon and perform in front of hundreds of millions of adoring fans.

Step 7: The economy will shift to a more socialistic style featuring a cheese-based bartering system.
Step 8: Take office.
Step 9: The rat supreme court will not be pleased with your decision to invade Bangladesh for more goat milk and overthrow you.
Step 10: Wallow in defeat.

Step 3: Train him in the ways of martial arts.
Step 4: Allow him to share this knowledge with his rat brethren.
Step 5: Storm the Capital with your rat army, they will very quickly overthrow your ruler of choice.
Step 6: Establish government.