maddestmurph
@maddestmurph.bsky.social
Did the black bag also have little holes in it
December 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Did the black bag also have little holes in it
The flavor is brown.
December 8, 2025 at 5:16 AM
The flavor is brown.
You mean McDonald's for a Happy Meal?
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
You mean McDonald's for a Happy Meal?
Harlem Shaking right out of this room
December 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Harlem Shaking right out of this room
"I stand by factory line worker Kevin Durfman of Wichita. Though the company he works for does manufacture metal fittings sometimes used in our drones, I have no question that Kevin's decisions have been consistently sound. Go get 'em, soldier!"
December 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"I stand by factory line worker Kevin Durfman of Wichita. Though the company he works for does manufacture metal fittings sometimes used in our drones, I have no question that Kevin's decisions have been consistently sound. Go get 'em, soldier!"
According to the many worlds interpretation, there's a universe where Trump lives til the heat death of the universe. And I have some bad news for you.
December 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
According to the many worlds interpretation, there's a universe where Trump lives til the heat death of the universe. And I have some bad news for you.
Why people don't just choose numbers that are going to win? Are they stupid?
December 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Why people don't just choose numbers that are going to win? Are they stupid?
I just called my wife and told her to cover my son's eyes while I read this on the toilet.
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I just called my wife and told her to cover my son's eyes while I read this on the toilet.
Oh, cool. Yeah, I'd love to write a reply to this post.
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Oh, cool. Yeah, I'd love to write a reply to this post.
I've been pretty out of the MCU since it fell off following Endgame, but now I think I might need to watch this one.
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I've been pretty out of the MCU since it fell off following Endgame, but now I think I might need to watch this one.
smh this is why I've been saying for years that we need to build space sewers
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
smh this is why I've been saying for years that we need to build space sewers
I hate how they copyrighted the name so we have to use stupid alternatives like "Big Meal". I mean, what, are they going to actually avoid genericide?
November 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I hate how they copyrighted the name so we have to use stupid alternatives like "Big Meal". I mean, what, are they going to actually avoid genericide?
That's... that's all of them.
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
That's... that's all of them.
If you're tight on money, our budget pick is great and costs 3% less than our top pick!
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you're tight on money, our budget pick is great and costs 3% less than our top pick!
That's my secret, Cap. I'm never happy.
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
That's my secret, Cap. I'm never happy.
Do the Germans have a word that describes someone as an alcoholic, dipshit, and possessing an inferiority complex?
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Do the Germans have a word that describes someone as an alcoholic, dipshit, and possessing an inferiority complex?
That bald cap is doing some incredible work. I imagine it vibrating and barely holding like when Bart put Homer's beer in the paint mixer.
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
That bald cap is doing some incredible work. I imagine it vibrating and barely holding like when Bart put Homer's beer in the paint mixer.
That Trader Joe's post gave me whiplash.
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
That Trader Joe's post gave me whiplash.
Oh, hi, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Oh, hi, Charlie Brown.
You mean the dude following me with the account full of nothing but reposts of generic bird pictures isn't real?
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You mean the dude following me with the account full of nothing but reposts of generic bird pictures isn't real?
This is true. Just ask my good friend, John Green.
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
This is true. Just ask my good friend, John Green.
Wasn't this already a post, like, days ago? Or am I crazy? Crazy like Megyn Kelly, mother of a 14 year old girl, suggesting that maybe we should be cool with the rape of a 15 year old.
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Wasn't this already a post, like, days ago? Or am I crazy? Crazy like Megyn Kelly, mother of a 14 year old girl, suggesting that maybe we should be cool with the rape of a 15 year old.
Ha! If this is real, someone needs to make a tool with this data pronto.
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Ha! If this is real, someone needs to make a tool with this data pronto.